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Today I learned that Tim Allen served over two years in jail for transporting

Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:45 pm
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25583 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:45 pm
almost one and a half pounds of cocaine.



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On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested at the Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport for possession of over 650 grams (1.43 lb) of cocaine. He subsequently pleaded guilty to felony drug trafficking charges and provided the names of other dealers in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years rather than possible life imprisonment. He was paroled on June 12, 1981, after serving two years and four months in the Federal Correctional Institution in Sandstone, Minnesota.


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Now I understand why Buzz’s tagline is to infinity and beyond.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20036 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:48 pm to
Geraldo Rivera framed him to escape justice.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56661 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:48 pm to
That sentence means that he definitely folded on someone.

ETA: Guess it was in the blurb lmao
This post was edited on 3/30/26 at 5:49 pm
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20709 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:50 pm to
Tabloids tried to make this a thing back in the day when HI was peaking.

He owned it and used it in his standup and it just added substance to his persona.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25583 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:51 pm to
Sounds like he folded on several others.

Funny because I just saw the episode of Home Improvement where he and Al spent 45 minutes in jail for scalping tickets. Ole Tim was able to write that from experience.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6920 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:52 pm to
That guy is a Dick.
Posted by Recognizable Poster
United States of America
Member since Mar 2026
111 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:53 pm to
Tim the Coke Man Allen was a mule for the top dog big boss Richard "Ricardo" Karn. Ole Timmy never snitched so that's why El Mero Mero Ricardo hooked him up with that TV show Home Improvement.

Wilson was the finance guru who washed all the money. He was smart by always concealing his identity during the show...
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9456 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 5:54 pm to
This turned his life around.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
17305 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:03 pm to
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Sounds like he folded on several others.




Yes I heard of this a few years ago and he's probably a bit lucky he didn't get whacked at some point. He snitched a few out to lessen his sentence apparently
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74881 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:08 pm to
Where was he flying in from? The link doesn't say.

Also, he was 25 years old. That pic makes him look 40.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49417 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:14 pm to
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That guy is a Dick.


The down vote you have zero idea of the context behind your comment. YOu are absolutely correct he is a Dick.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50072 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:32 pm to
Well I can see where Brad gets it from.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55652 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:34 pm to
Squealed like a pig
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6920 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:42 pm to
Apparently they didn't read his autobiography from several years back. His first paragraph explains how he, and much of his family, are Dicks.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49417 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:53 pm to
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Apparently they didn't read his autobiography from several years back. His first paragraph explains how he, and much of his family, are Dicks.


I didn’t read it but I do know his family are nothing but Dicks
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
5368 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 7:16 pm to
Look how skinny that fukker was!
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42476 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 7:50 pm to
Spent my teens in Michigan. One of my step sister's friends from school had a sister that married him. They met at Western Michigan. Crazy.
Like him or not he was funny.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156376 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

Tim the Coke Man Allen was a mule for the top dog big boss Richard "Ricardo" Karn. Ole Timmy never snitched so that's why El Mero Mero Ricardo hooked him up with that TV show Home Improvement.
this would explain how a no talent like RK got hired for a sitcom
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21057 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 7:59 pm to
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This turned his life around.

Nothing turns around a life like ruining multiple others.
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
5419 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 8:23 pm to
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YOu are absolutely correct he is a Dick.


ISWYDT. Correct on all counts.
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