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Which historical armies could a battalion of 2026 Marines defeat?

Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:28 pm
Posted by weagle1999
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:28 pm
A battalion is 1000 members. The Marines have all of their modern gear (night vision, comms, rifles) and unlimited ammo but no air or naval support.

The Romans? Washington’s army? Grant’s army?

Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:29 pm to
all of them
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:30 pm to
All of them.

It would be so unbelievably one-sided.
This post was edited on 3/29/26 at 9:31 pm
Posted by The Baker
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:30 pm to
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unlimited ammo


Then all of them.

Read about what happened to the Comanches once we invented repeating rifles.
This post was edited on 3/29/26 at 9:31 pm
Posted by IT_Dawg
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:31 pm to
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Which historical armies could a battalion of 2026 Marines defeat?


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The Marines have all of their modern gear (night vision, comms, rifles) and unlimited ammo


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The Romans? Washington’s army? Grant’s army?

Absolutely none would kill a battalion of marines if looking at pre WWI as being “historical” armies. I guess it would also depend on the setting of the battle, but if you use historical sites and historical armies, absolutely none would beat marines with modern weapons and unlimited ammo
This post was edited on 3/29/26 at 9:33 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:31 pm to
Woke DEI Marines or the real Marines?
Posted by Purple Spoon
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:32 pm to
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say they would be unstoppable up to modern cartridges. Post civil war.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:40 pm to
Why the frick would you give them unlimited ammo?

Why not IDDQD while you're at it?
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:44 pm to
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Which historical armies could a battalion of 2026 Marines defeat?
The Salvation Army





ETA: especially after the SA went woke and lost their fighting spirit
This post was edited on 3/29/26 at 9:46 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:45 pm to
How big an army we talking about? The entire German Army of WW2?
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:47 pm to
I couldn’t come up with a number.

Welcome other parameters from the board for discussion. Certain old armies would also have heavy artillery and many thousands of fighters. And the Marines still have to sleep sometime.
Posted by weagle1999
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:48 pm to
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How big an army we talking about? The entire German Army of WW2?


Any army can be considered for this discussion.

Just a fun thought exercise.
Posted by weagle1999
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by choupiquesushi
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:58 pm to
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Read about what happened to the Comanches once we invented repeating rifles.


well killing off their food supply helped too... but the Comanches were the baddest of the bad..
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 9:58 pm to
Define what you mean by army. I say that because what constitutes an Army can vary wildly based on time period. For example, the Army of Northern Virginian at its apex in 1863 consisted of three Corps and a division of cavalry with the equivalent of two artillery brigades. But it was equipped with muzzle loading muskets and cannons. Thus, its volume of fire compared to 20th century armies was minuscule. Fast forward a little over 50 years to WWI. A typical German field army in 1914-18 likewise was usually made up of three Corps with a cavalry division a usually 3-4 artillery brigades, though this could vary depending on circumstances. This meant Imperial German field armies had almost twice as much artillery, now breechloading, as field armies from the mid-19th century such as the Army of Northern Virginia. And the infantry was equipped with bolt-action rifles and, most importantly, copious amounts of machine guns.

Also, when you say a battalion of Marines, are you meaning purely a battalion of Marine riflemen with their organic mortar assists? Or are you including the external resources usually at the disposal of a typical Marine battalion, specifically artillery and air support?

Having said all that, as long as we’re talking about a modern Marine battalion against a historic army, they could almost certainly handle a field army from the mid-19th century like the Army of Northern Virginia. But if they had to face a formation like the Imperial German 1st Army, a modern Marine battalion would be wiped out. The numbers and firepower would simply be too lopsided in favor of the Germans in this instance. That is unless the Marines could call on additional external assets such a as artillery battalions and close air support.
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 10:01 pm to
Good reply. The Marines in this scenario would be riflemen without air support.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 10:02 pm to
Are the Marines mobile or on foot? Do they have heavy weapons or not? When you start facing off against industrial era armies this would be a factor. A Civil War army would have artillery that could outrange most of the Marine's individual weapons. A combined arms Marine task force would run roughshod over most anything earlier than the 1960s.
Posted by 844_Tiger
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 10:02 pm to
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Which historical armies could a battalion of 2026 Marines defeat?

How far back in time do you want to go? I don't think a battalion of 1000 is defeating the armies that invaded Iraq in 2003, even with the newer tech.
Posted by 844_Tiger
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 10:03 pm to
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Why not IDDQD while you're at it?


:Iunderstoodthatreference:
Posted by TigahTeeth
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 10:04 pm to
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