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A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist

Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:19 am
Posted by saintforlife1
Member since Jul 2012
1391 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:19 am


Nestle’s statement on 12-ton KitKat heist was solid:

“We've always encouraged people to have a break with KITKAT - but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tonnes of our chocolate. Whilst we appreciate the criminals' exceptional taste, the fact remains that cargo theft is an escalating issue for businesses of all sizes.”
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
35641 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

The company said the stolen truck had left a factory in central Italy and was making its way to Poland when it was stolen, adding that "the vehicle and its contents remain unaccounted for."


Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
868 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:21 am to
Probably some Snickers peeps
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74126 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:23 am to
I have no sympathy for the company. Mitch Hedberg discovered their frickery years ago, and it has gone on for far too long.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2871 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:25 am to
Brilliant marketing move. Getting your product stolen and making a few social media posts with outreach value that far outweighs the cost of the heist.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103542 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:46 am to
Why? Did the robbers think there was a golden ticket in there somewhere?
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20084 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:55 am to
I could see this being a hoax orchestrated by the Nestle marketing department. Whether it is or not, their cute statement regarding the “heist” is predictable.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
761 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:36 pm to
I’m a big fan of the dark chocolate and mint kit Kat’s
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
771 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:38 pm to
Follow the GLP-1 surge, and will find the perps.
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Member since Aug 2021
813 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:39 pm to
I wonder if the investigators will catch a


Break.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
171338 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:39 pm to
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chocolaty heist


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Posted by Recognizable Poster
United States of America
Member since Mar 2026
70 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:42 pm to
The fact that Nestle issued such a casual, punny official statement so quickly after the heist almost makes it seem like this was all just a publicity stunt...
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20435 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:43 pm to
I live kitkat bars. They were my go to growing up. I hope these stolen chocolates end up bringing joy to starving children or some happy shite.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20005 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:45 pm to
Take a Kit Kat break-in.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
48198 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:47 pm to
how do you fence 12 tons of stolen candy bars?
Posted by Number2
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
2441 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:50 pm to
Iran hitting us back. Touché
Posted by Lgrnwd
Member since Jan 2018
8703 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:13 pm to
Now that's what I call a sticky situation
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24312 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:24 pm to
Gutfeld will be all over this...

Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1790 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 3:06 pm to
Alright. Somebody draw up Huell laying on a pallet of KitKats meme.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
11956 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 3:14 pm to
??413,793?? I realize this occurred in Europe but what an odd number. How in the hell do they package those things over there?
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