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Stephen Colbert is writing a new LOTR film
Posted on 3/25/26 at 12:04 am
Posted on 3/25/26 at 12:04 am
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 12:09 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Colbert interpreting Tolkien......this isn't supposed to make sense.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 12:19 am to PowerTool
He's a catholic who has made his obsession with Tolkein a key piece of his public persona. This will probably suck (if it ever actually comes to fruition, which is unlikely), but it isn't surprising.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 1:15 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Can't be any worse than Rings of Power.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 1:27 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure.
Stupid.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:34 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
There’s zero reason for this to happen other than politics.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 5:22 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
The tweet says Phillipa Boyens is writing as well. She has to be the lead writer. She co-wrote the screenplays for the Lord of the Rings (with Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh) and Hobbit trilogies.
Colbert is listed as a co-writer.
Colbert is listed as a co-writer.
This post was edited on 3/25/26 at 6:53 am
Posted on 3/25/26 at 5:50 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
No thanks.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 6:21 am to Jay Are
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He's a catholic who has made his obsession with Tolkein a key piece of his public persona. This will probably suck (if it ever actually comes to fruition, which is unlikely), but it isn't surprising.
Well, he'll be burning in hell. Sanctimonious hypocrite.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 6:25 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Every character will be gay, retarded, and look exactly like a demo(n)crat
Posted on 3/25/26 at 6:33 am to Friendly Satan
Posted on 3/25/26 at 6:54 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
One of the beautiful things about LOTR was John and his son Christopher held control very tightly. Now they'll let anyone write stories in Middle-Earth.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 6:59 am to boxcarbarney
Chapters 3-8? So they are doing tom bombodil. Thats interesting. I dont think Colbert will make it political. He is a LotR nerd.
One of the main 3 that wrote the original trilogy movies is writing on this....
quote:
One of the beautiful things about LOTR was John and his son Christopher held control very tightly. Now they'll let anyone write stories in Middle-Earth.
One of the main 3 that wrote the original trilogy movies is writing on this....
This post was edited on 3/25/26 at 7:01 am
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:11 am to sgallo3
Old Forest
Entwives
Goldberry
Tom B.
The Great Barrow/Barrow wights
Theres a reason these were left out the first time (pacing).
How about some fricking Scouring of the Shire?
Entwives
Goldberry
Tom B.
The Great Barrow/Barrow wights
Theres a reason these were left out the first time (pacing).
How about some fricking Scouring of the Shire?
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:23 am to sgallo3
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One of the main 3 that wrote the original trilogy movies is writing on this....
They were going off of source material. They mostly had to make cuts to fit within acceptable screen time runs. They added very little. They are going to be writing this story about Sam's daughter mostly from scratch. Not comparable at all.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:25 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Makes sense because Colbert is a troll!
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:42 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Lord of the Woke?
No thank you.
No thank you.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:45 am to boxcarbarney
First of all, I don’t buy for a second that Colbert is in any sense a legit fan. Fine if he is, but the guy lives his life being something he isn’t and now all of a sudden, he’s a Tolkien fan?
The stories that Tolkien didn’t write are the exact things people don’t want to read. The magic of the elves is leaving middle Earth, and the age of man has begun. That’s not exactly the sort of thing Tolkien fantasized about when in the trenches of WW 1. He knew all too well what the real world is like.
The stories that Tolkien didn’t write are the exact things people don’t want to read. The magic of the elves is leaving middle Earth, and the age of man has begun. That’s not exactly the sort of thing Tolkien fantasized about when in the trenches of WW 1. He knew all too well what the real world is like.
This post was edited on 3/25/26 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:47 am to sgallo3
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I dont think Colbert will make it political.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:14 am to SouthEasternKaiju
I'm not a Colbert fan by any means, but he is a HUGE LOTR fan/nerd. That's been well documented for years. He's deep in the lore...
I don't know how to feel about this, but more middle earth has me intrigued.
I don't know how to feel about this, but more middle earth has me intrigued.
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