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Iran’s new Supreme Leader issues statement while in a coma
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:39 am
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:39 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15638577/Irans-new-supreme-leader-obsessed-end-days-humanity.html
Amazing. I would love to see him play a round of golf with Kim Jong Un.
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Iran's new Supreme Leader has ordered his nation to weaponise the Strait of Hormuz in his first statement, amid claimed he is 'in a coma' and has lost a leg after being seriously injured in air strikes.
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Mojtaba Khamenei, 56, made the statement on state TV this afternoon, which was read out by a news anchor. He added in the written statement that Iran would not refrain from avenging the 'blood of its martyrs.' He is said to be in intensive care at the Sina University Hospital in the city's historic quarter surrounded by security officials, according to a source in Tehran. A section of the hospital has been sealed off to guard Iran's Supreme Leader. It is unclear whether Mojtaba was injured in the same air strikes which killed his 86-year-old father, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, on February 28. Iranian state media announced today that Mojtaba's first message since his appointment will be released imminently, without specifying whether it would be a recorded message or a written statement. Khamenei's official Telegram channel wrote: 'The first message of Ayatollah Seyyed Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei, the supreme leader of the Islamic revolution, will be released in a few moments.'
Amazing. I would love to see him play a round of golf with Kim Jong Un.
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Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:44 am to uaslick
What is with the Supreme leader journalism nonesense?
supreme leader? Not even our President dares to describe himself as supreme....
this is a spiritual war more than people realize
supreme leader? Not even our President dares to describe himself as supreme....
this is a spiritual war more than people realize
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:47 am to ApexTiger
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Amazing. I would love to see him play a round of golf with Kim Jong Un.
He has. They tied with an astounding 18! The EyeATola won the tiebreaker because he did it while in a coma. Kim Jong Un cried foul and said the judges were biased against fat Asians..
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:48 am to ApexTiger
Nice call out! He certainly wasn’t “supreme” enough to dodge a missile.
There’s probably not too many supreme leaders hopping around the world on one leg because they had their shlt pushed in!
There’s probably not too many supreme leaders hopping around the world on one leg because they had their shlt pushed in!
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:51 am to uaslick
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Iran’s new Supreme Leader issues statement while in a coma
That dude is probably dead. Iran is pulling a "Weekend at Bernie's" on the world.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:53 am to ApexTiger
One step away from being called Oz, the Great and Powerful.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:53 am to Techdave
They cued him up as leader because of others lack of interest in position
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:59 am to uaslick
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Mojtaba Khamenei, 56, made the statement on state TV this afternoon
Probably still more credible than US legacy media.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 9:03 am to uaslick
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He is said to be in intensive care at the Sina University Hospital in the city's historic quarter surrounded by security officials, according to a source in Tehran. A section of the hospital has been sealed off to guard Iran's Supreme Leader.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 9:40 am to uaslick
How can anyone write or speak while in a coma?
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:25 am to uaslick
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He is said to be in intensive care at the Sina University Hospital in the city's historic quarter surrounded by security officials
You know they finna sneak some jews in there.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:27 am to uaslick
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Iran’s new Supreme Leader issues statement
Why does Iran even need a nuke? It has cardboard that can issue statements. With technology like that nobody can resist them.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:39 am to WeeWee
They need a nuke for the same reason that N. Korea has nukes. To prevent the U.S. from attacking them.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:46 am to uaslick
Does the new Supreme Leader, one who would not ever have been an Ayatollah, really believe the Iranian citizens have sympathy for him? Can you even imagine the feeling of knowing your country has no way to protect itself and for the next two weeks will see things they can not even imagine?
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