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PSA: The Tooth Fairy gives $1 for teeth
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:36 am
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:36 am
Not $3. Not $5. Not $10. And certainly not fricking presents.
Stop doing extra shite. Just be normal.
Thanks.
Stop doing extra shite. Just be normal.
Thanks.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:37 am to Salmon
a little early for this many pots isn't it?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to Salmon
$1?!
Bitch gave me a quarter!
Bitch gave me a quarter!
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to Salmon
The tooth fairy brought MacKinsleigh a new DeMarini softball bat for losing her tooth
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to Salmon
quote:
Not $3. Not $5. Not $10. And certainly not fricking presents.
Stop doing extra shite. Just be normal.
Thanks.
frick kids these days have their venmo qr code under their pillow.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to Salmon
Old lady drained your wallet huh?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:39 am to Salmon
Approximately three dollars and fifty cents.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:39 am to Chad504boy
quote:
frick kids these days have their venmo qr code under their pillow.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:40 am to Salmon
What about when a tooth comes out unexpectedly right before bed and all the tooth fairy has in his wallet is a $10?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:40 am to Chad504boy
quote:
frick kids these days have their venmo qr code under their pillow.
I was running yesterday and some neighborhood kids were selling lemonade for a dollar. I just waved because I didn't have any cash to give them. On my next pass, they were announcing that they have Venmo! Take your little asses inside
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:41 am to Salmon
Tooth Fairy tariffs.
Perhaps you can get away with Confederate dollars for little Johnny and Suzy?
Perhaps you can get away with Confederate dollars for little Johnny and Suzy?
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:41 am to Salmon
$2 bills... only the tooth fairy has em
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:42 am to Ingeniero
keep a supply of dollar coins on hand. we still have some, 16-17 yrs later.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:42 am to Salmon
the tooth fairy was giving $1 for teeth when I was a kid in the 90s. He needs to keep up with inflation.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:44 am to Allthatfades
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Old lady drained your wallet huh?
No. My wife agrees with me.
But when my kid comes home upset because Sophie got $5 and a fricking squishmallow from the Tooth Fairy, me and Sophie's parents have beef.
I assume some of the retards here do extra shite as well.
I loathe you.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:48 am to Salmon
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But when my kid comes home upset because Sophie got $5 and a fricking squishmallow from the Tooth Fairy, me and Sophie's parents have beef.
Then tell your kid there is no tooth fairy and you won't have to deal with it. Bonus is your kid will tell the other kid and ruin it for them too...
..or give your kid more money. It's $5 damn dollars. Hell you can even give your kid $10 and make the other parents look bad.
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:49 am to Salmon
$5 for first tooth, $2 after.
Inflation dog
Inflation dog
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:49 am to BigBinBR
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..or give your kid more money. It's $5 damn dollars. Hell you can even give your kid $10 and make the other parents look bad.
You people lack principles.
Have you no shame?
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