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PSA: The Tooth Fairy gives $1 for teeth

Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:36 am
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:36 am
Not $3. Not $5. Not $10. And certainly not fricking presents.

Stop doing extra shite. Just be normal.

Thanks.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:37 am to
a little early for this many pots isn't it?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to
$1?!

Bitch gave me a quarter!
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to
The tooth fairy brought MacKinsleigh a new DeMarini softball bat for losing her tooth
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to
Inflation bruh
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Not $3. Not $5. Not $10. And certainly not fricking presents.

Stop doing extra shite. Just be normal.

Thanks.



frick kids these days have their venmo qr code under their pillow.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:38 am to
Old lady drained your wallet huh?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:39 am to
Approximately three dollars and fifty cents.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76774 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:39 am to
quote:

frick kids these days have their venmo qr code under their pillow.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29549 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:40 am to
What about when a tooth comes out unexpectedly right before bed and all the tooth fairy has in his wallet is a $10?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:40 am to
quote:

frick kids these days have their venmo qr code under their pillow.


I was running yesterday and some neighborhood kids were selling lemonade for a dollar. I just waved because I didn't have any cash to give them. On my next pass, they were announcing that they have Venmo! Take your little asses inside
Posted by White Bear
Deer-Thirty
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Salmon
quote:

Fairy


Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
519 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:41 am to
Tooth Fairy tariffs.

Perhaps you can get away with Confederate dollars for little Johnny and Suzy?
Posted by yaherrdme
The Place to Be
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:41 am to
$2 bills... only the tooth fairy has em
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1975 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:42 am to
keep a supply of dollar coins on hand. we still have some, 16-17 yrs later.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:42 am to
the tooth fairy was giving $1 for teeth when I was a kid in the 90s. He needs to keep up with inflation.

Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
85696 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Old lady drained your wallet huh?


No. My wife agrees with me.

But when my kid comes home upset because Sophie got $5 and a fricking squishmallow from the Tooth Fairy, me and Sophie's parents have beef.

I assume some of the retards here do extra shite as well.

I loathe you.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9807 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:48 am to
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But when my kid comes home upset because Sophie got $5 and a fricking squishmallow from the Tooth Fairy, me and Sophie's parents have beef.



Then tell your kid there is no tooth fairy and you won't have to deal with it. Bonus is your kid will tell the other kid and ruin it for them too...

..or give your kid more money. It's $5 damn dollars. Hell you can even give your kid $10 and make the other parents look bad.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70031 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:49 am to
$5 for first tooth, $2 after.

Inflation dog
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
85696 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 9:49 am to
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..or give your kid more money. It's $5 damn dollars. Hell you can even give your kid $10 and make the other parents look bad.


You people lack principles.

Have you no shame?
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