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People who honk exactly when the light turns green

Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:08 pm
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9502 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:08 pm
Are you retarded?

ETA: To provide more context. I was sitting and staring at the light to change. I don’t play on my phone while driving. I play with Vermillion’s mom. Wasn’t a turning lane. Light hit green and not even a millisecond later the black suburban with the chrome honked from 4 cars back. Tough crowd. There was no delay.
This post was edited on 2/21/26 at 2:14 pm
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39086 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:09 pm to
No one does this

You’re just looking for gratification since you were caught with your pants down at the light while scrolling Facebook
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2106 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:09 pm to
Get off your fricking phone.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32180 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:10 pm to
Assume their micro penis is just a small (lulzy) part of why they are so miserable with their lives, and then just ignore it.
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5188 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:10 pm to
You just thought it just turned Green because you were on your phone. I waited 5 f ucking seconds. Move it.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9502 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:10 pm to
You haven’t been to BR lately. Legit same time
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9502 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:11 pm to
If I wanted gratification, I’d go to your mom’s
Posted by statman34
Member since Feb 2011
3712 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:12 pm to
If you don't take your foot off the brake and start going by 2 seconds you aren't paying attention. I think it is safe to assume that the majority of people at lights now whip out their phone and are heads down when they should be paying attention.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
64151 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

People who honk exactly when the light turns green


Doesn't happen.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
Yes
Member since Feb 2026
282 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:13 pm to
This post was edited on 2/21/26 at 1:49 pm
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2699 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Are you retarded?
I usually give them a second before a big obnoxious honk. Get off the road if you don’t have quicker reflexes than that gramps.
Posted by jacksajester
Metry
Member since Jun 2014
2283 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:15 pm to
Shouldn’t say the r word.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73837 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

People who honk exactly when the light turns green
I honk when the light turns yellow.

I like the cut of my own eccentric jib.
This post was edited on 2/21/26 at 1:17 pm
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1570 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:16 pm to
Review LA R.S. 32:351
Posted by IceTea20
Williamsburg, VA
Member since Nov 2010
84 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:16 pm to
I can see you. Look up from your phone and you won't get honked at.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39086 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

If I wanted gratification, I’d go to your mom’s


My mom died when I was 3
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az
Member since Feb 2006
13031 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:18 pm to
It’s annoying AF
Posted by gumbeaux
Member since Jun 2004
5121 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:18 pm to
So many red light runners…I wait a couple of seconds and making sure a stressed out driver isn’t barreling toward the intersection.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
18170 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Shouldn’t say the r word.


Don’t be retarded.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114354 posts
Posted on 2/21/26 at 1:20 pm to
Why dont you get your bitch arse out of the car and ask the person honking you fricking pussy
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