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Any of you guys ever have a priapism?

Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:28 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10060 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:28 pm
I’ve never heard of anyone actually gettting one even though you hear about it as a warning for some ED meds.

It sounds like it would be unbelievably painful. I can’t image going through that.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35298 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:31 pm to
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1719 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:34 pm to
Never had one but I heard it's a hard time.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
61014 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:40 pm to
Is that where your schlong is curved off to one side?
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2767 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:50 pm to



Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32937 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:09 am to
Once…. When i met Eric Decker
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23636 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:15 am to
Had one? Shiii, it’s my best pickup line. You should see them grinning afterwards like they slayed a dragon.
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11283 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:16 am to
quote:

where your schlong is curved off to one side?


Peyronie’s
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13584 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:18 am to
In my throat. The pill got stuck.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13460 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:18 am to
Is this a butthole thing or weiner thing? I get confused
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
59511 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:22 am to
quote:

Is this a butthole thing or weiner thing? I get confused
does that happen often?
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46156 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 1:43 am to
Been hard the entire portal window, does that count?
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15885 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 2:44 am to
quote:

Is this a butthole thing or weiner thing? I get confused


Side note: is there anything more universally funny to both men and women than calling a penis a weiner in a joking fashion? Basically any time it's referred to that in real life or TV I can look over at my wife and she's audibly giggling

I'm 100% certain my wife could watch a 24 hour loop of some dude getting kicked in the dick and yelling "OW! MY WEINER!!" and giggle just as much 24 hours in
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 2:51 am
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11874 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:23 am to
I am old enough to have heard Jay Leno or some other comedian tell this joke back in 90’s.

If I had erection that lasted for more than 4 hours, I am calling every girl I know.
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 6:24 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19477 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:34 am to
quote:

Any of you guys ever have a priapism?

Yes, but fortunately it was so small that no one noticed.
Posted by Underwood
Member since Dec 2022
1317 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:34 am to
its hard to say
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27287 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:38 am to
Yep, had it once. I was a little upset about it but my wife took it the hardest...
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4405 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:32 am to
Old joke;

A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks two sisters who run the shop what they can give him for priapism.
She excuses herself to consult with her sister in the back, then returns and says:
"The best we can do is $10,000 and the store".
Posted by Asleepinthecove
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2023
2006 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:34 am to
I’ve provided anesthesia for a guy who had it and I will tell you that you don’t want to have to go to surgery for it. It’s brutal what happens to the penis!
Posted by Matt225
St. George
Member since Dec 2019
1185 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:38 am to
Sudafed Original (pseudoephedrine HCl) saved me a trip to ER.
on a side not the bitch left after 1st hour....said was raw.
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