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Any of you guys ever have a priapism?
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:28 pm
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:28 pm
I’ve never heard of anyone actually gettting one even though you hear about it as a warning for some ED meds.
It sounds like it would be unbelievably painful. I can’t image going through that.
It sounds like it would be unbelievably painful. I can’t image going through that.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:34 pm to cbree88
Never had one but I heard it's a hard time.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:40 pm to cbree88
Is that where your schlong is curved off to one side?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:09 am to cbree88
Once…. When i met Eric Decker
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:15 am to cbree88
Had one? Shiii, it’s my best pickup line. You should see them grinning afterwards like they slayed a dragon.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:16 am to Spankum
quote:
where your schlong is curved off to one side?
Peyronie’s
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:18 am to cbree88
In my throat. The pill got stuck.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:18 am to cbree88
Is this a butthole thing or weiner thing? I get confused
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:22 am to Shamoan
quote:does that happen often?
Is this a butthole thing or weiner thing? I get confused
Posted on 1/25/26 at 1:43 am to cbree88
Been hard the entire portal window, does that count?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 2:44 am to Shamoan
quote:
Is this a butthole thing or weiner thing? I get confused
Side note: is there anything more universally funny to both men and women than calling a penis a weiner in a joking fashion? Basically any time it's referred to that in real life or TV I can look over at my wife and she's audibly giggling
I'm 100% certain my wife could watch a 24 hour loop of some dude getting kicked in the dick and yelling "OW! MY WEINER!!" and giggle just as much 24 hours in
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 2:51 am
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:23 am to cbree88
I am old enough to have heard Jay Leno or some other comedian tell this joke back in 90’s.
If I had erection that lasted for more than 4 hours, I am calling every girl I know.
If I had erection that lasted for more than 4 hours, I am calling every girl I know.
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 6:24 am
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:34 am to cbree88
quote:
Any of you guys ever have a priapism?
Yes, but fortunately it was so small that no one noticed.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:38 am to cbree88
Yep, had it once. I was a little upset about it but my wife took it the hardest...
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:32 am to Chicken
Old joke;
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks two sisters who run the shop what they can give him for priapism.
She excuses herself to consult with her sister in the back, then returns and says:
"The best we can do is $10,000 and the store".
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks two sisters who run the shop what they can give him for priapism.
She excuses herself to consult with her sister in the back, then returns and says:
"The best we can do is $10,000 and the store".
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:34 am to cbree88
I’ve provided anesthesia for a guy who had it and I will tell you that you don’t want to have to go to surgery for it. It’s brutal what happens to the penis!
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:38 am to cbree88
Sudafed Original (pseudoephedrine HCl) saved me a trip to ER.
on a side not the bitch left after 1st hour....said was raw.
on a side not the bitch left after 1st hour....said was raw.
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