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My body is ready for Zack Yorke
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:55 pm
Let’s fricking Geaux.
I was up early watching the local news and they were reporting on LSU baseball practice. My eyes were glued to the monster in the infield. Baw was taking grounders like I take hot dogs off the rollers at RaceTrac.
I don’t know anything about him, but I’m all in.

I was up early watching the local news and they were reporting on LSU baseball practice. My eyes were glued to the monster in the infield. Baw was taking grounders like I take hot dogs off the rollers at RaceTrac.
I don’t know anything about him, but I’m all in.

Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:57 pm to arseinclarse
Fat fingers thought this was the rant.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:57 pm to arseinclarse
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Fat fingers thought this was the rant.
Lots of fat here
Posted on 1/24/26 at 6:20 pm to arseinclarse
your body is ready, eh?
Posted on 1/24/26 at 6:47 pm to arseinclarse
That’s some Epstein Island type comments there
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:06 pm to arseinclarse
Not sure why you’re getting downvoted so much. Yorke could easily be the fan favorite by the time the SEC schedule comes around. He pulled off a Tre Morganesque put out at home on a bunt with the runner on third going home at the scrimmage yesterday. He’s got power to spare.
In his 3 years at Grand Canyon, he hit 32 HR, 157 RBI and 127 runs. Last year alone he hit .339 with 10 doubles, a triple, 13 HR, 46 RBI and 36 runs.
In his 3 years at Grand Canyon, he hit 32 HR, 157 RBI and 127 runs. Last year alone he hit .339 with 10 doubles, a triple, 13 HR, 46 RBI and 36 runs.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:29 pm to arseinclarse
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taking grounders like I take hot dogs off the rollers at RaceTrac
Lyn?
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:37 pm to arseinclarse
I thought they were gonna make him lose weight.
If this is after 6 months of a college nutrition and weight loss program. I hate to see what he looked like before.
Anyway, doesn’t matter if he hits home runs and covers rockets down the line.
If this is after 6 months of a college nutrition and weight loss program. I hate to see what he looked like before.
Anyway, doesn’t matter if he hits home runs and covers rockets down the line.
This post was edited on 1/24/26 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:55 pm to MyTooScents
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That’s some Epstein Island type comments there
He’s talking about a 20 yr old not a 10 yr old
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:56 pm to ItTakesAThief
Several players interviews on YouTube & all have said, in talking about the new players, that he is one of the funniest players on the team, a great personality & that he moves with his feet around the bag really good. When he was asked in his interview about his weight, he said that he's always been big but he's shifted a lot of his weight.....his chest & shoulders are huge.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:37 pm to arseinclarse
Fat Pearson is President of the Zack Yorke fan club.
Get dem Twinkies out!

Get dem Twinkies out!

Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:43 pm to Keltic Tiger
There’s a part in Tiger Bait’s latest practice video during BP, Yorke and Josh Jordan are standing next to each other and Yorke makes Jordan look tiny
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:44 pm to arseinclarse
That baw had a triple last season? Damn! Did he hit a ball to center field at the Polo Grounds?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:55 pm to arseinclarse
He’s going to put my detest of fat baseball players to the test because he seems extremely likable and he mashes which is a good combination to overlook his obesity
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:59 pm to arseinclarse
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Baw was taking grounders like I take hot dogs off the rollers at RaceTrac.
So you are a Mexican day worker
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:10 pm to arseinclarse
He’s gonna be fun to watch. For sure, when he’s rambling around 3rd, no catcher is gonna try to block the plate.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:22 pm to BatonrougeCajun
quote:He moves better than you think. Remember this is a Jay Johnson team. He isn’t just putting scrubs out there. If Jay thinks he can play, then he can play
He’s going to put my detest of fat baseball players to the test
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:01 pm to arseinclarse
yorke and big lil pearson gonna anchor the hell out the infield. i cant wait
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:16 pm to arseinclarse
The Riley Cooper version of a non pitcher.
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 9:17 pm
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