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Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:02 am
Morning all

JOTD

Drunk at the bar

A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get.

A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.

First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.



His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."

The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 4:09 am
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85191 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:03 am to
Good morning OT

Week long annual meetings come to a close this afternoon

Posted by Train is comin
Deer Park
Member since Sep 2020
1001 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:06 am to
Morning!!

Eta: And no joke of the day..


A turtle was crossing the road when it was mugged by two snails.
When the police showed up, they asked him what happened.
The shaken turtle replied, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 4:09 am
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16128 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:09 am to
TexasTiger33
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:09 am to
Morning all
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:37 am to
Morning
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36086 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:37 am to
I usually edit in the JOTD.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:43 am to
Morning all
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16128 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:43 am to
I honestly can't read that much at 4am Miss Teechur Lady

I'm a terrible person I know
This post was edited on 1/22/26 at 4:44 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:48 am to
Mawnin y’all
Posted by 37601
Member since Sep 2004
8083 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 4:56 am to
Morning OT
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:07 am to
Good morning
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
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Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
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Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:39 am to
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
2962 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:45 am to
Mornin' knuckle draggers
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60729 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:49 am to
Good Morning Humans
Let us give thanks and pray - It’s Thursday!!

Let’s move the needle that one degree to where the magic happens. 211° to 212° and everything changes. 1°

Be the catalyst in your day. You can do it!!
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/22/26 at 5:57 am to


Come get you sum
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60729 posts
Posted on 1/22/26 at 6:29 am to
It’s too early for mathematics. Don’t be so divisive this morning.
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