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Ballpark cost for water well and septic in St. Tammany

Posted on 1/7/26 at 4:01 pm
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
20635 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 4:01 pm
Title says it all. Tia.
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
6079 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 4:39 pm to
The cheapest method is to build one yourself. Just don't tell the government or plan to sell the house.

This method will only cost you a couple hundred bucks in concrete and a day or two worth of labor.

1. Find a low spot in your yard a little ways from your house that's out of sight. Make sure the soil is drainable and not clay.
2. Dig a trench 6 inches wide and about 4 feet deep in the shape of a square or rectangle. The width depends on the size of the home. I would say 4 feet wide and 3 feet long is enough for the average house.
3. About 1 foot down, Place your sewage pipe through the trench and jam it a few inches into the dirt in the middle.
4. Fill the trench with rebar and concrete.
5. After the concrete dries, dig out the dirt center. Keep the floor of it dirt. You can dig a deep hole in the center if you would like. but don't dig near the concrete walls as you don't want it to collapse.
6. The hardest part is constructing a lid. There are many ways to do it. The easiest is a steel sheet. It will need to be removeable in case of a blockage.
7. You will want some sort of ventilation for the tank so shitty air doesn't force its way into your house. You can either add a T coupling to the PVC just before it reaches the septic tank with a pipe sticking up out of the ground. You can add two 90 degree couplings to have the hole facing down (you don't want rain water entering the tank.) the other option is incorporate ventilation into your lid somehow.

I learned this growing up a redneck. The septic tank I built is still in use and never had an issue.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10167 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:06 pm to
So you are not treating your shite, piss and bath water and just dumping it in your field?
Posted by T-Jon
Member since Jan 2012
107 posts
Posted on 1/8/26 at 3:45 am to
Do you recommend removing the wheels to access the sewer drain?

You might have designed the plumbing system for a rental house I lived in (on the beach believe it or not. 3rd tier). The washer drain just daylighted out of the wall to save capacity in the tank. The yard had a distinct odor.
Posted by rodnreel
South La.
Member since Apr 2011
1517 posts
Posted on 1/8/26 at 7:14 am to
Why don't you call several companies who are in the business and get estimates.

It's not very hard to do.
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
6079 posts
Posted on 1/8/26 at 9:08 am to
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So you are not treating your shite, piss and bath water and just dumping it in your field?


Its dumped in a concrete bottomless tank that's on low ground. The walls of the tank run 4ft deep.

Never smelled shite once. The ground does the filtering.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10167 posts
Posted on 1/8/26 at 9:12 am to
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Never smelled shite once. The ground does the filtering.


No, your shite/piss/bathwater is leaching into the well on your property, or into the aquifer below. I know you will say that the ground filters out all the impurities, but what if everyone used your approach to waste treatment? It's like a third world country...It's why they banned outhouses and have codes for septic systems.
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
6079 posts
Posted on 1/8/26 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Do you recommend removing the wheels to access the sewer drain?

You might have designed the plumbing system for a rental house I lived in (on the beach believe it or not. 3rd tier). The washer drain just daylighted out of the wall to save capacity in the tank. The yard had a distinct odor.


No, I would never advise constructing a bottomless tank near a beach.
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
6079 posts
Posted on 1/8/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

No, your shite/piss/bathwater is leaching into the well on your property, or into the aquifer below. I know you will say that the ground filters out all the impurities, but what if everyone used your approach to waste treatment? It's like a third world country...It's why they banned outhouses and have codes for septic systems.


Buddy, this was built deep in the woods a mile from the nearest neighbor.

This obviously should not be constructed in an urban or suburban area.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10167 posts
Posted on 1/8/26 at 9:25 am to
quote:

Buddy, this was built deep in the woods a mile from the nearest neighbor.

This obviously should not be constructed in an urban or suburban area.


Aquifer's spread far and wide, buddy.

So you're now saying your redneck shite tank is for a camp, or a residence, in the woods?
Posted by Fachie
Magnolia
Member since Mar 2017
527 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 12:22 pm to
Well should be about $4500 for the first 100 foot, no pump or tank included.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44967 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 12:56 pm to
Guy I know had a new septic system installed and it discharged from a sprinkler head towards the back of his property. Does that type system just mist shite and piss into the air?
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10167 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 1:37 pm to
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Does that type system just mist shite and piss into the air?


Not going to get into the details of how an encased septic system works and treats the waste, you can "read" that for yourself on the google.

But to answer your question directly, no.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17762 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Guy I know had a new septic system installed and it discharged from a sprinkler head towards the back of his property. Does that type system just mist shite and piss into the air?


No, that water has already been through the proper chambers to clean the water.

quote:

A septic system with sprinklers, typically an Aerobic Treatment Unit (ATU), uses advanced treatment to spray highly purified water over a lawn, acting like a secondary drainfield for landscape irrigation, but it's not for drinking; this system injects oxygen to break down waste, producing cleaner effluent than traditional septic systems, making it safe for spray irrigation but requiring careful maintenance, especially in cold weather, and often purple components to indicate non-potable use.


Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44967 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

No, that water has already been through the proper chambers to clean the water.
Where does urine and feces go after being treated?
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
47005 posts
Posted on 1/12/26 at 2:43 pm to
are you unfamiliar with how a private septic system works?
this is pre-civil war technology
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