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Let’s say, hypothetically, you killed a guy 30 years ago.

Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7482 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:02 pm
And, hypothetically, you buried him in the desert about a quarter mile behind a Sonic on the outskirts of Alpine, Texas.

And after that, hypothetically, you went home and got married and had kids and kept your nose clean for decades.

But then, hypothetically, your wife left you after the kids were grown and the IRS allegedly found some “issues” with your tax returns between 2011 and 2016.

And then, hypothetically, you were told that you had a terminal disease. Nobody knows about it but you.

Is it time to come clean? Do you do it?

This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 10:03 pm
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32621 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:03 pm to
Yeah, come clean.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133644 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

you were told that you had a terminal disease.


quote:

Wife left



Sounds like rampage time

This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 10:05 pm
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
10111 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:04 pm to
This is what I come to the OT for….
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60515 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:04 pm to
Bruh…

It was self defense. Internally plead the 5th. Say nothing and move on.

I mean karma is gonna f you up in the next reimbodiment. You'll likely get murdered by a deviant Dom but you earned it.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 10:07 pm
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
1311 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:06 pm to
Slippy, did you bury Across dah river or on dis side? Hypothetically?
Salvation has no expiration. Whether what you did and knew and never said all those years can still be reconciled today. Save your soul.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 10:08 pm
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5100 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:07 pm to

I think there was a thread here last year about some truck driver who confessed to murdering a woman 20 years ago. He waited until both his parents died then walked into a police station and confessed. Said he waited until his parents died because he didn't want to put them through that. Better late than never I suppose.

Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5236 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:12 pm to
I 2nd some rampaging.
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:15 pm to
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Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60715 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:17 pm to
I know a guy that did something similar….killed his wife and put her body in his truck and drove it into HIS pond. Confessed on his deathbed.
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22755 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:21 pm to
This is one of those situations where I'm not sure what would generally be considered the 'moral' choice would actually benefit anyone but you. 30 years is a long time, peace was made with the victim's death long ago by anyone who knew him. You'd just be stirring it up for them, giving them the knowledge that the guy who killed him lived a long, generally happy life. And it would just ruin your kids who'd only remember the murder part when you're gone. Knowing certainly wouldn't be of benefit to them.

Confessing just seems like an immensely selfish thing to relieve yourself of guilt when you have a very short time to live.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133644 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:24 pm to
Let's say, hypothetically, a man thought he killed a man 30 years ago...

Buried him a quarter mile behind a sonic in some godforsaken Texas town.

Now let's say that man, not quite as dead as he seemed, clawed his way out of the Texas dirt, and limped to that Sonic, ordering a Route 44 ocean water and some tots, and in eating those crispy tots, had an idea.

Let's say he tracked that man down, watched him, shadowed him. Watched him fall for a woman, marry her... and then seduced that woman. Put children in her belly the man thought were his. Washed them grow.

Let's say the man became a doctor, changing his appearance, and under a false name set up a practice in the same town as the man. Took him in as a patient, earned his trust.

And then, decades later, when the man came to him with a pain, proceeded to slowly poison the man, administering tests, convincing him that his illness was terminal.

At the same time the man drove a wedge between the children he thought were his, and once more seduced his wife away from him, for good this time. All the while watching his would be murderer suffer.

A few hints to the IRS, some well planted evidence, and the world you've built collapses in on itself.

All the while the poison seeps through the man, and his own looming mortality makes him wonder if he should come clean.

Hypothetically, should his tormenter reveal his plan on the chat room of a sports message board?
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 10:37 pm
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
25 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:26 pm to
I have been banned for far less in shorter amount of time.

Life is as fair as no-armed checkers tourney.

Zactly as I experience it.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7482 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Hypothetically, should his tormenter reveal his plan on the chat room of a sports message board?


Excellent work, fr33manator.

You complete me.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133644 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:29 pm to
The antidote is in a 6 foot hole, about a quarter mile behind the sonic in Alpine, Texas.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7482 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:30 pm to
No way it was 6 feet. That dirt was hard as hell
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
63418 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:30 pm to
Nah, leave it in a note. They can find out after you're dead.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7606 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:32 pm to
What does the IRS have to do with anything?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133644 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:34 pm to
Oh, you dug it a bit too shallow.

It's a proper done job now. At the bottom, along with the antidote, you'll find some other tests a man has been running. DNA tests. And pictures.

And then, the sound of the ladder pulling up, and the slough of fresh dirt raining down.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33390 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:45 pm to
I was a 36 year old who was still going to parties, concerts, movies, even ballgames with females. I didn't have time to kill some fool that dared to trifle with me

At 66 I'm way more dangerous. I own way more guns and knives than I had in 1995. My nephews know I don't hunt anymore. They've taken a few of them that I wanted them to use, but I've bought more small arms to replace the hunting rifles and shotguns. I gave my 14 year old niece the M&P 15-22 plinker, but I'm ordering one of those Ruger 10/22 Carbon Fiber 22LR. Now I'm too busy playing with fun guns to stop and put some heavy lead into them.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 10:48 pm
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