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What it means to be ‘heteroflexible’ — the fastest-growing sexuality of the year

Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:22 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:22 pm


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They like a taste of the rainbow.

We’ve come more than a half-century away from the sexual revolution — and well beyond gay, straight or bisexual orientations, as individuals continue to explore the scope of their sexuality.

And one increasingly mainstream section of the sex spectrum has emerged: heteroflexibility. Not to be confused with bisexuality, in which people are equally attracted to men and women, heteroflexible folks predominantly identify as straight, but sometimes engage in whoopee with people of the same sex


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According to the findings, heteroflexibility is the fastest-growing sexuality, with the number of practitioners skyrocketing by 193% over the past year.

It is estimated that a staggering 15% of the US population — that’s 50 to 55 million Americans — now identifies as heteroflexible.


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Of the heteroflexibles, two-thirds are millennials (born between the early 1980s and 1996), 18% are Gen Z (people born between 1997 and 2012) and 15.5% are Gen X (individuals born between 1965 and 1980).


Posted by Rankest
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:24 pm to
Heteroflexible = Horny AF will frick anything
Posted by Ping Pong
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:27 pm to
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heteroflexible folks predominantly identify as straight, but sometimes engage in whoopee with people of the same sex

Oh, so they're gay.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:27 pm to
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Heteroflexible = Horny AF will frick anything


We used to call that try-sexual
Try anything to get laid
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
1935 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:28 pm to
The year is less than 48 hrs old
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24901 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:29 pm to
Don’t know
Don’t care
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:29 pm to
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heteroflexible folks predominantly identify as straight, but sometimes engage in whoopee with people of the same sex


Uh yea - there's no such thing. If you engage in male on male sexual activity in any form or fashion, you're just gay.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 2:31 pm
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
50660 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:34 pm to
So gay? Got it.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1563 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:39 pm to
Unfettered porn access has really done a number on humanity
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:48 pm to
Are we still hetero as long as the balls don't touch?
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:48 pm to
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heteroflexible folks predominantly identify as straight, but sometimes engage in whoopee with people of the same sex


That's called gay.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
79455 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:48 pm to
No such thing. Just ghey and not wanting to say they're ghey.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15967 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:49 pm to
As if there aren't enough ways to be different, here comes 2026.

Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18877 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:51 pm to
You can frick a thousand pussies; you suck one dick and you're a cocksucker for life.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4243 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:52 pm to
suck just one dick and you'll forever be known...
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13969 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:53 pm to
Two-thirds of 15% is 10%. If millinials are 22% of the entire population then that means almost half of millinials are gay. I don't believe this shite.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13532 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:53 pm to
Flexible anus
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:55 pm to
Paging mingo
Posted by Cosmo
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Member since Oct 2003
129669 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:59 pm to
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heteroflexible


AKA gay
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