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So do we have the annual Christmas dinner family story gone wrong?
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:05 pm
Or Christmas Eve dinner gone wrong?
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 5:07 pm
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:06 pm to Double Oh
Christmas bro.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:07 pm to cbr900racer22
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Christmas bro.
Fixed it
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:14 pm to Double Oh
My parents make a seafood gumbo for Xmas every year. Last year my dad forgot to buy crabmeat. Terrible tragedy.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:17 pm to Double Oh
I don't think I shared this one for the Thanksgiving one. Its my family, but I wasn't there.
Two of my uncles live several roads over from each other. One of them has some health issues, but there is history between the two that involved the sick uncle's ex wife.
Sick uncle couldn't pull up his pants a few days before thanksgiving so he called his brother and asked him to come help. The brother he called told him "call exwifesname to come help you" and hung up on him..
At Thanksgiving his sisters was telling him you help out family no matter what and he should be ashamed of himself, etc. It turned into a big deal with items in the house getting thrown and my uncle (not the sick one) being told to leave and then him fixing a plate before leaving and his sisters trying to take the plate he fixed, from him, but instead of blocking the way to the door, he had a clear path to split with his food and them chasing after him and then throwing shite at his truck as he was leaving.
Two of my uncles live several roads over from each other. One of them has some health issues, but there is history between the two that involved the sick uncle's ex wife.
Sick uncle couldn't pull up his pants a few days before thanksgiving so he called his brother and asked him to come help. The brother he called told him "call exwifesname to come help you" and hung up on him..
At Thanksgiving his sisters was telling him you help out family no matter what and he should be ashamed of himself, etc. It turned into a big deal with items in the house getting thrown and my uncle (not the sick one) being told to leave and then him fixing a plate before leaving and his sisters trying to take the plate he fixed, from him, but instead of blocking the way to the door, he had a clear path to split with his food and them chasing after him and then throwing shite at his truck as he was leaving.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:20 pm to Loup
Shrimp and oyster gumbo is still pretty good.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:22 pm to Double Oh
I’m really wanting to bang my wife’s sister. We’ll see how that goes.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:23 pm to Double Oh
My niece's toddler is about to find herself sitting outside if she doesn't calm down the crying. That's about all I've got.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:23 pm to Mobile Patriot
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Shrimp and oyster gumbo is still pretty good
It was pretty damn good but we were worried my dad was gonna jump off of the roof he was so upset.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:25 pm to BrianKellysbuyout
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BrianKellysbuyout
I am waiting for someone to have the username KiffinTheHeaux
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:44 pm to Double Oh
Not mine but my friend’s. Early 1980s
Short story the drunk dad was being berated for not providing a Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.
So he disappeared for a hour and comes back with one. A artificial tree tore to shite and back but decorated.
Police come along not too much longer after that and storm the house arresting him.
The drunk saw a tree from the street in a window two streets over and breaks the window, grabs the tree and drives off.
Short story the drunk dad was being berated for not providing a Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.
So he disappeared for a hour and comes back with one. A artificial tree tore to shite and back but decorated.
Police come along not too much longer after that and storm the house arresting him.
The drunk saw a tree from the street in a window two streets over and breaks the window, grabs the tree and drives off.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 6:26 pm to Double Oh
My parents didn't bring my Christmas gift to the family function so not getting anything from them this year. Will see them at NYE I guess.
My grandparents got me a decent travel bag....after I just bought one on Black Friday.
My niece got engaged to someone with....culture and my aunt is furious and still yelling.
Merry Christmas everyone!
My grandparents got me a decent travel bag....after I just bought one on Black Friday.
My niece got engaged to someone with....culture and my aunt is furious and still yelling.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Posted on 12/24/25 at 6:34 pm to Shamoan
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’m really wanting to bang my wife’s sister. We’ll see how that goes.
What could go wrong?
Posted on 12/24/25 at 6:38 pm to BrianKellysbuyout
They always shut it down when they realize no one is paying attention to the noise.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 7:13 pm to Loup
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My parents make a seafood gumbo for Xmas every year.
My sister does this every year as well, she insists on serving it over brown rice. :puke: I'm bringing my own tomorrow. frick that shite.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 7:25 pm to Loup
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My parents make a seafood gumbo for Xmas every year. Last year my dad forgot to buy crabmeat. Terrible tragedy.
Loveeeeeee seafood gumbo
Posted on 12/24/25 at 7:26 pm to Shamoan
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I’m really wanting to bang my wife’s sister. We’ll see how that goes.
LMAO.......
Posted on 12/24/25 at 7:49 pm to Shamoan
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I’m really wanting to bang my wife’s sister. We’ll see how that goes.
pics?
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:06 pm to Bayou
Yea we need pics to see if she is bangworthy
Posted on 12/24/25 at 11:13 pm to Double Oh
Went to my GF's family Christmas. Her dumbass sister wanted to get more sauced up, but didn't want the kids to see her hitting on all the other dudes in the house, so she attempted to get her kids to bed early with the old line about Santa not coming until they go to sleep. Better judgement, and the thought of her fatass trying to rub up on my junk got the better of me, so I stood up, stretched, and announced that Santa wasn't real. 3 y/o teared up a little, drunk mom slurred some insult, and effeminate dad got a little riled up. Didn't look really mad, clearly putting on a show for the fam audience. Pretty sure he is one of those guys, living the lie, and too afraid to come out of the closet. He had the weird combination of trying to look offended and sexually aroused at the same time.
Ended up walking out to the car with GF in tow, and loudly inviting the party to join me at Waffle House for some strong coffee, scatter covered and smothered, and some recreation in the parking lot. All in all, pretty good Christmas in Louisiana!
Ended up walking out to the car with GF in tow, and loudly inviting the party to join me at Waffle House for some strong coffee, scatter covered and smothered, and some recreation in the parking lot. All in all, pretty good Christmas in Louisiana!
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