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Charter Captains and Mates - What's your Favorite Dumb Question?
Posted on 12/23/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 12/23/25 at 5:14 pm
I have a good friend who charters inshore around Charleston, every year when I see him I get a rundown of dumb questions he's heard.
What are some of yall's?
Example of his all-time favorite- "How many other captains have you known that were lost to the sea?"
What are some of yall's?
Example of his all-time favorite- "How many other captains have you known that were lost to the sea?"
Posted on 12/23/25 at 5:36 pm to deeprig9
I asked our captain if there were any fish in the middle of the Pamlico sound of the outer banks.
He looked at me and said:
“frick if i I know! I only fish the Ocracoke Slew”.
He looked at me and said:
“frick if i I know! I only fish the Ocracoke Slew”.
Posted on 12/23/25 at 5:53 pm to deeprig9
Not a “dumb question” but I did have a 75 yr old grandmother tell where I should be fishing two years ago.
Had trouble opening my cast net one morning, my three guys were watching hard. I finally asked them if they wanted throw the Mfr and all declined.
Had trouble opening my cast net one morning, my three guys were watching hard. I finally asked them if they wanted throw the Mfr and all declined.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 7:05 am to deeprig9
There are some good ones.
"Do you know any other spots"
"Do you think they will be here"
"Have you ever caught anything here"
"Do you know any other spots"
"Do you think they will be here"
"Have you ever caught anything here"
Posted on 12/24/25 at 7:07 am to deeprig9
Cousin in law of mine used to charter out of Leeville....dude had a shirt that said "Guide Not God"
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:19 am to deeprig9
Is it ok if I bring bananas? Seriously like who started that shite because I don’t think i know of anyone who cared unless it was a pallet of bananas!!
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:29 am to LanierSpots
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There are some good ones. "Do you know any other spots" "Do you think they will be here" "Have you ever caught anything here"
That’s something I would ask on one trip
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:50 am to Ol boy
three rules on my boat
no chips
no bananas
no booze
no chips
no bananas
no booze
Posted on 12/24/25 at 3:30 pm to cgrand
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no chips
Then what do you throw in the water to make a slick so that the guy who pulled up and cut off your drift stays on the spot thinking the fish are hitting?
Posted on 12/24/25 at 4:19 pm to cgrand
No chips? I don't think I can fish without Doritos. Never have. I mean, it's gross because I have fish hands and I'm eating chips, but it's not the most gross thing happening on a fishing trip.
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