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Posted on 12/18/25 at 3:43 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 3:43 pm
Are there orc restaurants?
What’s driving the orc economy?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106259 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 3:45 pm to
Big Hobbit Lobby keeping local orc businesses down until Daddy Sauron showed back up.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34509 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 3:55 pm to
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Big Hobbit Lobby keeping local orc businesses down until Daddy Sauron showed back up.



I don't like those hobbitses
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
38521 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 3:59 pm to
What about THIM. THEERE fresh!
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103547 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 4:06 pm to
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Are there orc restaurants?


Yes, in Mordor, but reservations are required because one does not simply walk in to Mordor.
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
11612 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 4:15 pm to
Saruman did say “The old world will burn in the fires of industry.” It’s possible he was referring to strip malls and chain restaurants coming to middle earth.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
63255 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 4:19 pm to
Old topic.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8153 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 4:21 pm to
The halfling stew and Uruk-Hai’s in Isengard has really good yelp reviews
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37736 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 10:09 pm to
Horrible line.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 4:54 am to
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What’s driving the orc economy?


The Uruk-hai always tryna keep the orc down man. It’s all a conspiracy to make cheap orc labor cheaper. Destruction of the family orc unit in service to more chopping of trees and running around in the daytime. Who the hell travels during the day anyway.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
66696 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 9:16 am to
After creating Mordor Waldreg became rich in the orc restaurant industry. After his death Glugg took over the industry creating Mordorsopa in the downtown district of Mt. Doom.
This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 9:56 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155560 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 9:38 am to
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Old topic.

It is, but it's arguably the low point of an otherwise amazing trilogy (my #1 trilogy of all time). It's just so overly stupid to try to "bro up" the orcs.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33080 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 10:09 am to
I read a thing the other day about Orcs and the idea that they are sentient being with thoughts and emotions and how that kind of crushes Tolkien’s whole world of good vs. evil.

In fact what I read claims Tolkien spent much of his life trying to find a way to explain why it’s okay that his good characters indiscriminately killed orcs when at the end of the day they were just following orders. What makes an Orc truly evil other than the fact that the people controlling them are evil? What’s to stop the “good guys” from gaining control of a group of Orcs and all of a sudden they’re not evil. At the end of the day they’re just pawns in a game following orders.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
66696 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 10:16 am to
Orcs are evil
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33080 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 10:21 am to
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Orcs are evil

They’re evil when they serve their evil master, the question is are they inherently evil or are they corrupted by evil?

If a good person got a hold of a bunch of Orcs good they be used for good and not evil?

Here is an AI answer that gets to my point pretty well
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Yes, orcs in The Lord of the Rings are fundamentally evil and serve the Dark Lords, but Tolkien wrestled with whether they were inherently evil from creation or corrupted beings, suggesting they were twisted elves or men, making their evil a product of their origins and servitude, though they exhibit traits like cruelty, malice, and a desire for destruction, acting as agents of darkness and profanity, but some instances hint at their base motivations being fear and desire for freedom from Sauron, rather than pure love for evil itself.
This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 10:21 am
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11920 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 10:36 am to
Orcs were bred to be soldiers. They served the Dark Lord, but when we get to see their perspective - the orcs Sam fools in the tower and the those that capture Merry and Pippen - we see that they serve more out of fear than allegiance to his evil philosophy.

Tolkien never writes of any good orcs, though there were evil men, dwarves, and elves. I don't even think orcs could survive Sauron's defeat. I belive they died out soon afterward.
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
5983 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 10:46 am to
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If a good person got a hold of a bunch of Orcs good they be used for good and not evil?
Premise of Shadow of War
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18561 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:30 am to
bravo sir
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2360 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:57 am to
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though they exhibit traits like cruelty, malice, and a desire for destruction, acting as agents of darkness and profanity


Ive seen this in plenty of videos
Posted by tigersaint26
In front of my computer
Member since Sep 2005
1580 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:08 pm to
I thought I read somewhere before that the orc race came about when some elves were corrupted by evil. Hence the pointy ears like elves
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