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Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?

Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:56 pm
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
19412 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:56 pm
With the holidays here I'm trying to put together a good list for people to avoid HR and get lucky.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6313 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:57 pm to
Just whip it out and say sup... works every time!
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68280 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?


don't
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27525 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:58 pm to
Yeah...don't do it?
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4318 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

a good list for people to avoid HR
quote:

and get lucky.
These two things cannot exist
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13733 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:00 pm to
Send her an email asking for bobs and vagene.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44900 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:01 pm to
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Send her an email asking for bobs and vagene.
Agreed. You definitely want to put it in writing so she knows you're serious.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91529 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?
sounds like a great idea


if she doesn't return your affections, dont let that get you down. just double down on leaving little notes on her desk, following her to her car...

keep us posted on how it goes
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16685 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:02 pm to
Best advice it to wait until you have your resume updated.
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1494 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:05 pm to
You have definitely come to the right place
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71051 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:06 pm to
1) Get job somewhere else
2) Proceed as usual
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4308 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:07 pm to
The most important tip is to be like the guy at the top, not the guy at the bottom.

Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
7528 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:07 pm to
Ask her if she wants to go into the store room for a Sherrone Moore.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15808 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:08 pm to
Flirt a bit then leave it alone. Trust me, if she’s interested in you, she’ll let you know.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29268 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:10 pm to
Be honest. How attractive are you? It makes all the difference whether you get laid or get a call to HR.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11405 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:10 pm to
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Yeah...don't do it?


Why? In my late 20s/early 30s I was a single guy in a mostly female workplace. I had a blast. Never with a subordinate though. It wasn't against the rules. Good times.
Posted by WhyMan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
1550 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:12 pm to
A long time ago an old coworker told me "Don't shite where you eat"

I had a crush on one of the office girls and after I thought about what he said, I did not pursue her.

Always served me well and I avoided a lot of headaches following his advice.
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 3:17 pm
Posted by BogeyTX
Member since Apr 2018
983 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:12 pm to
I use two weeks of PTO this time of year but leading up to that I apply and find another “job”. I give them the start date of my first day of PTO. Plenty of time to nail all the office hotties and get fired from the “second job”.

January 5th back at my original job like nothing happened.

That’ll be $9.95 my friends…
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37959 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:13 pm to
Male?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133411 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:13 pm to
Never draw your pussy and your paycheck from the same place
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