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Grok's Cajun Spelling for Lane Kiffin

Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:51 pm
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18511 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:51 pm
I asked Grok (X's AI, for the uninformed) to suggest Cajun spelling for our new HC. Kind of a stretch, as nothing obvious jumped out at me.

Laigne Quiffagne was the best choice. Grok also added:
quote:

Kiffaine
Quiffin
Kéffine
Kiffène
Quèffine
Kiffagne
Kiffon (pronounced “Kee-fawn”)
T-Kiff (short for “petit Kiffin,” what they’d call him in Lafourche Parish)
Kiffe-Neh (full French-Cajun drawl)
Qui-ffeigne (if you really tryna sound like you from Pierre Part)

Pick your poison, cher!

Any of you have something to share?



Posted by LSUcam7
FL
Member since Sep 2016
8842 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:53 pm to
I do like Lane Kiffin
Posted by Chief316
Member since Feb 2020
142 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:54 pm to
What a stupid fricking post.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133253 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:57 pm to
Forcing something is terribly unfunny and will never stick
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175971 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:02 pm to
Lane de Queefin
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1176 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:03 pm to
I’m Chinese and I call him Rane Kiffin
Posted by mike67
Member since Nov 2015
16 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:05 pm to
Joey Swampwater son !!
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12307 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:06 pm to
Stop being dicks! This is Louisiana we do that to a lot of stuff. Merrieaux Xmas. Lol
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133253 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:06 pm to
Saban didn't have a lame "Cajun" bastardization.

Neither did Miles (even though "Les" was right there."

Eaux was just natural and fit and was based on a long standing tradition and lingual function. The reason "Geaux" works. And the same reason our opponents will use "Heaux" to no end.


Brian Kelly was just too much of a stupid yankee loser to get anything.


Coach Lane Kiffin will be fine on its own.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133253 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Joey Swampwater


Now this one isn't terrible
Posted by BrassRailTiger
Member since Feb 2015
17 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:07 pm to
Hmmm. Lane Baw.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34584 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Kiffon (pronounced “Kee-fawn”)


Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40543 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Saban didn't have a lame "Cajun" bastardization.


Nick Say Bon temps rouler!
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14835 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:15 pm to
T-Kiff
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104281 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:25 pm to
Jeauxy Freshwater
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2371 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Lane de Queefin


pussy fart?
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2371 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Hmmm. Lane Baw


Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21431 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:29 pm to
please stop with this nonsense
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
17333 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:30 pm to
Why do you want to associate our coach with a vaginal fart?
Posted by HurricaneCamille
Member since Oct 2024
2013 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 2:31 pm to
It's called "culture."
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