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Gerwig's Narnia isn't "your mom or grandmas Narnia" & features a lot of contemporary music
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:28 am
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:28 am
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:29 am to Fun Bunch
Is it "reimagined for modern audiences?"
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:31 am to Fun Bunch
Kendrick Lamar finna blast the theater speakers
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:32 am to bad93ex
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Is it "reimagined for modern audiences?"
There was a rumor that Meryl Streep was in line to voice Aslan - the character specifically written as the Jesus of Narnia - so my money is on yes.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:32 am to Fun Bunch
So it’s not Narnia then?
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:36 am to Fun Bunch
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The music in it is unbelievably contemporary music
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like Pink Floyd and The Doors.
That is LITERALLY your mom and grandma's music...
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:49 am to RollTide1987
quote:it's Narnia for the Jay Are's and Fewer Kilometers.
So it’s not Narnia then?
Like all of it. . .watched by dozens, defended and praised by thousands
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:52 am to Roaad
My favorite part was when Galadriel killed the lion.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:52 am to Fun Bunch
Yeah because that shite has worked out so well for studios that tried it…..
I’m sure MODERN AUDIENCES will love it.
I’m sure MODERN AUDIENCES will love it.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:00 pm to Fun Bunch
This is definitely one of those properties where they simply want to destroy it and plant their stake in the ground on its corpse.
**** Hollywood for even attempting this. One of the few major pieces of pop culture literature that had retained it's deep connection to Christianity and they are going to desecrate it.
**** Hollywood for even attempting this. One of the few major pieces of pop culture literature that had retained it's deep connection to Christianity and they are going to desecrate it.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:05 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Lucy and Susan gonna tell Aslan and the boys to stand aside.
The girls got this.
They will defeat the White Warlock and all the armies with naught but the Sword of the Justice Warrior and the Mighty Shield of Diversity.
Will be empowering to see.
The girls got this.
They will defeat the White Warlock and all the armies with naught but the Sword of the Justice Warrior and the Mighty Shield of Diversity.
Will be empowering to see.
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:07 pm to Fun Bunch
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isn't "your mom or grandmas Narnia

Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:08 pm to Lawyered
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Kendrick Lamar finna blast the theater speakers
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but things like Pink Floyd and The Doors.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:09 pm to Roaad
quote:I'm not a fan of either Gerwig or Narnia. Stick to dissing me in the DC and Star Trek threads please.
it's Narnia for the Jay Are's and Fewer Kilometers.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:09 pm to TigerFanatic99
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That is LITERALLY your mom and grandma's music...
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:12 pm to Freauxzen
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This is definitely one of those properties where they simply want to destroy it and plant their stake in the ground on its corpse.
I don't think Narnia is popular enough with the yutes to be worthy of seeking out and destroying. It's a property for older millennials and those even older.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:15 pm to MFn GIMP
quote:So... OK to make Jesus an animal, but God forbid a female?
Meryl Streep was in line to voice Aslan - the character specifically written as the Jesus of Narnia
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:17 pm to Burt Macklin
Jesus is a lion in the Bible
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:22 pm to Fun Bunch
I’m so thankful we got Narnia and LOTR when we did decades ago. #feellikeoldman
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:24 pm to Fun Bunch
Because of course not. It never fricking fails. They take a timeless, well-known and popular IP and then completely gut it and wear its skin suit to cash in.
Violate these people in every orifice with a red hot poker.
Violate these people in every orifice with a red hot poker.
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 12:26 pm
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