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I just ate 5 day old turkey, baws. I may be cooked.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:22 pm
Google says death is probably after 4 days according to it's main source, Reddit.
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Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:24 pm to DiamondDog
R.I.P. brother
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:26 pm to DiamondDog
Did you tell your husband?
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:28 pm to DiamondDog
Nice knowing ya... I'll dedicate my next beer to you.
Free will write you a poem, I bet.
Free will write you a poem, I bet.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:28 pm to DiamondDog
Worms about to come out that arse
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:29 pm to DiamondDog
quote:
I just ate 5 day old turkey
That seems really young…
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:30 pm to DiamondDog
RIP to your toilet
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:32 pm to DiamondDog
I once ordered Wal Mart grocery delivery, including a rotisserie chicken. The one they sent was 5 days old
I ate it
I ate it
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:35 pm to DiamondDog
So did I and I will likely eat it again tomorrow
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:38 pm to DiamondDog
frick that. Eat it till it's all gone
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:43 pm to SallysHuman
quote:
SallysHuman
Sigh
here lies DiamondDog,
Ate some bad turkey,
Now he's leftovers,
Turnin' into man jerky.
This post was edited on 12/2/25 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:44 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:44 pm to DiamondDog
Hope you have a bidet.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:46 pm to fr33manator
I needed that laughPosted on 12/2/25 at 9:48 pm to fr33manator
A man was feeling quite perky
Until he ate leftover turkey
He ate the old dish
It was far from delish
And now his future is murky
Until he ate leftover turkey
He ate the old dish
It was far from delish
And now his future is murky
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:52 pm to Kafka
Very nice limericking.
DiamondDog Ate some 5 day old fowl,
With a rumble his stomach did growl.
It seems he is destined,
For painful intestines,
And a toilet bowl filled with things foul.
DiamondDog Ate some 5 day old fowl,
With a rumble his stomach did growl.
It seems he is destined,
For painful intestines,
And a toilet bowl filled with things foul.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:57 pm to DiamondDog
If it don't kill ya, it only makes you stronger!
That's my motto.
That's my motto.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:59 pm to jasonbr1975
quote:
If it don't kill ya, it only makes you stronger!
Great for an epitaph.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:01 pm to SallysHuman
quote:
Great for an epitaph.
"If it don't kill ya, it only makes you stronger!"
Quoted dear Jason, who's living no longer
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:02 pm to DiamondDog
My boss regularly eats 6-7 day old leftovers including grilled chicken. Has for years.
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