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The Hayride: Lane Kiffin Is Coming, And It Seems The LSU Meltards Have A Lot To Answer For

Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:32 pm
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27345 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:32 pm
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It’s awfully amusing, because as this weekend has progressed toward what we now know was a more-or-less inevitable hire of Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin, we’ve seen the meltards go silent.

You know who the meltards are. They’re everywhere. They’re on the barstools, they showed up at Thanksgiving dinners, they’re ubiquitous online. And the LSU meltards are the ones who threw a fit over Gov. Jeff Landry taking a public position on the firing of football coach Brian Kelly and whether then-athletic director Scott Woodward should run the hiring process.

Then they threw a fit over Landry’s comments about the insanity of 10-year guaranteed contracts. And the firing of Woodward.

They told everyone who would listen, and lots of people who preferred not to, that because of the “bad PR” of the governor getting involved, LSU wouldn’t be able to get its top choice of a football coach.

When some shaky media reporting confused the issue of whether Woodward’s interim replacement, Verge Ausberry, would get the job permanently, they said new LSU President Wade Rousse was a disaster in the making. All Rousse said was that he was taking the interim tag off Ausberry while the school was running a coaching search; the local media was deliberately obtuse in pretending they didn’t understand what that meant, and the meltards seized on it to throw a fit.

Some of them actually said Landry, a massive LSU fan who graduated college at UL-Lafayette, was a Manchurian candidate governor sent to blow up the state’s flagship university. That’s how stupid this got.

And then, when Kiffin was obviously the leading candidate to take the job and when Kiffin made it very apparent he would come if offered, the meltards trashed the potential hire and swore up and down he’d never leave Ole Miss for LSU.

Lane Kiffin did everything he could to get the job four years ago when Woodward hired Kelly. There wasn’t a whole lot of doubt that if the money and conditions were right, he would take it this year.


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So far, Kiffin has locked down LSU’s current defensive coordinator Blake Baker for another year, unless Baker ends up with a head coaching job somewhere. It’s likely that defensive ends coach Kevin Peoples, cornerbacks coach Corey Raymond and safeties coach Jake Olsen will stick around as well. Chris Kiffin, brother of the head coach and current linebackers coach at Ole Miss, is also said to be coming to join the LSU staff in some capacity, as is wide receivers coach George McDonald and offensive coordinator Charlie Weis, Jr. In addition, tight ends coach Joe Cox, inside wide receivers coach Sawyer Jordan and director of player personnel Mike Williams have been reported as joining Kiffin’s staff at LSU.

The majority of LSU fans are getting virtually all they could ask for.

Which means we’re a very long way off from the loud lament of the meltards just after Halloween. One wonders if those people will repent and offer some congratulations to Landry, Rousse and Ausberry for a job very well done.


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Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1710 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:34 pm to
I ain’t reading all that shite, but a quick glance shows it to be a huge melt.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73055 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:35 pm to
PB
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
87977 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:35 pm to
i mean hey it worked out but had Kiffin decided to stay at OM and we hired Sumrall or whoever then Landry would have been out the door had that hire failed

also i don’t buy he’s a “massive” fan given that he went on Moscona and started talking about the BCS as if it were the current system.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 2:37 pm
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7946 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:36 pm to
Jeff Landry is a jackass. Hiring Lane doesn’t change that fact.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27345 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:36 pm to
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PB


I debated whether to post that there or here, but settled on The Rant.
Posted by mwade91383
Washington DC
Member since Mar 2010
7160 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:36 pm to
First off, glad we got Kiffin, pumped for next year already.

But Jeff Landry is a total clown and didn't do anything he said he was going to do. He just wanted the photo op and came off looking dumb as usual.

"We're gonna fight the powerful agents!" lol sure you are

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This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 2:38 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18839 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:37 pm to
Still, OP will be in Tiger Stadium wearing LSU gear in Week 1
Posted by PurpNGold1985
Member since Mar 2025
398 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:39 pm to
It’s well known in his circles that he does not infact like LSU, it’s just the best thing the state he governs has going for him. And this is from a JL voter and someone who was a huge fan. He’s getting a pass bc of the competence of the new athletic department in their hiring search. Bc he “pushed out” Kelly and SW. But don’t let that cloud how we got here. Yes it ended up well, but had LK changed his mind at the 11th hour, Landry would never be able to show face at an LSU event again. And it would have 100% affected his political career.
Ausberry and Rousse and Dalton deserve props, not this dude.
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2138 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:40 pm to
I'd like Gov Landry to give us his expert legal advice as to exactly how this Kiffin contract is any different than what BK had when it comes to the buy-out and some other aspects he criticized. From a quick perusal it seems like there's still no mitigation requirement. Still nothing that protects "the state". Etc. Not that I'd expect any major changes as I am sure these are all pretty standard wordings for coaches. Just highlights Landry's lack of knowledge.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:40 pm to
I love all the I told you so coming out of the media and some posters here. None of this changes the fact that Landry was using the moment to elevate his political profile at the expense of the lsu coaching search. We got lucky there are enough adults in the room to land this while that stupid shite was going on.
Posted by D500MAG
Oklahoma
Member since Oct 2010
3960 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:41 pm to
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talking about the BCS as if it were the current system.


It has been reported that the cfp committee uses the bcs to rank the teams
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37500 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:43 pm to
He ain’t wrong. But sounds like he puts way too much stock in what retards post on the Rant.
Posted by GeorgeWest
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
14709 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:43 pm to
Landry apologists are the worse.

Jeff Landry should stay the HELL out of LSUAD business.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38474 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:50 pm to
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Jeff Landry is a jackass. Hiring Lane doesn’t change that fact.
Pretty sure that the premise of the article is to say that had LSU not Gotten Lane Kiffin, Jeff Landry would’ve been chased by Louisianans with pitchforks.

However, that did not happen. It all worked out. And they’re still going to try to find a way to blame Landry even though something good happened.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 2:51 pm
Posted by specchaser
lafayette
Member since Feb 2008
2693 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:52 pm to
McKay is a total plug and the hayride is as reliable as the russian pravda
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6563 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:54 pm to
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And it would have 100% affected his political career.


He knew better after the media storm after his press conference, to quit with the interviews and keep his head down. I will give him credit for doing that and letting us land the white whale.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46236 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:55 pm to
Imagine thinking that Landry is doing/did a good job. It's annoying how retarded people have become over politics. Jeff Landry is an idiot that had no business sticking his nose where he did. We can also appreciate LSU hired their number 1 target, despite Landry.

Also, calling someone a meltard tells me they have the intelligence and emotional maturity of a 12 year old, which is all too common on the right now days.
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
5558 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:55 pm to
Landry and his politico compatriots should keep their greasy meddling noses out of LSU FB. Period.

If anyone deserves credit for the Kiffin hire, it's Verge, not politicians.
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7946 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:55 pm to
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It has been reported that the cfp committee uses the bcs to rank the teams

Brother there is no chance in hell Jeff Landry is aware of this.
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