Favorite team:	LSU
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Registered on:	8/3/2018
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re: Garrett Nussmeier is the top headline on ESPN right now

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/3/26 at 5:04 pm to birddog14

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we all knew

No. "WE" didn't all know. Most of the cucks on here trashed everything about the kid.

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re: Who does Little Sis U despise being owned by more in recent times?

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/3/26 at 11:26 am to captdalton

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You are consumed with thoughts about gay incest.

Nah. Let's be real. Your uncle had a LSU hat that he got from Goodwill. That's why you're so obsessed with LSU. :lol:

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re: The Most Easily Triggered Fanbase___

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/2/26 at 3:51 pm to Perrenial Powerhouse

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You must be triggered by something being that you keep posting threads trying to provoke people. Did you get beat up or have your feelings hurt in Louisiana?

Yeah, I beat the shite out of that dude when he bumped into me, spilling his whiteclaw on my steel toes. I thought about banging his ol lady, but that bitch is uglier and had less teeth than Roll tide Willie.

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re: Who does Little Sis U despise being owned by more in recent times?

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/2/26 at 3:44 pm to captdalton

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TigerScorpion has been victimized by Alabama.

Not quite as bad as you, by Uncle Diddles. :lol:

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re: Broke LSU

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/2/26 at 3:42 pm to paperwasp

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Looks like the only thing melting is Will Wade into a "shareable" Dip Trio

What kind of homoerotic fantasies are you harnessing with this picture? :confused:

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re: Joey Freshwater acting creepy again at the quad.

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/2/26 at 2:30 pm to Elvis T

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Here you are starting another dick measuring contest, and coming up short AGAIN!

What a loser you are.

He lost that contest for good, years ago. Imagine being a Kentucky fan. :lol:

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re: How are the new Head Coaches in the SEC doing?

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/1/26 at 2:32 pm to NFLSU

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That guy looks like the President of the Biker Club that sells Kalen DeBoer all of his meth

That’s my club. We do ALOT of business with Kalen. :lol:

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re: I’m ignoring this…

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/1/26 at 2:28 pm to GatorOnAnIsland

Well, if the CFP committee didn’t purposely put SEC vs SEC in the first round of games, we might have a fair comparison. They do what they can to prop up the big 10.

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re: How Much of Miami’s NIL Fund Is Drug Money?

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/1/26 at 2:22 pm to captdalton

The better question is how much of the semen you consume, is from a relative.

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re: Who does Little Sis U despise being owned by more in recent times?

Posted by TigerScorpion on 4/1/26 at 2:09 pm to captdalton

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They still wake up in the middle of the night with the cold sweats.

No, that’s you waking up in cold sweats, remembering when your uncle used to babysit you.

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re: Mulkey lost her edge, Jay is on the verge of losing his too

Posted by TigerScorpion on 3/30/26 at 11:32 am to Sheppards Pie

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re: To no surprise, LSU is officially the greatest CFP team ever

Posted by TigerScorpion on 3/26/26 at 12:31 pm to hookem33

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only lsu fans think they were better than '95 nebraska. 95 nebraska, when adjusting strength for era, would have beat us by 50 that year. They sure wouldn't come into austin, win by 7 then whine about the heat.

LSU came in there with a brand new offense that was getting their bearings. If they’d came towards the end of the season, no doubt they steamroll Texas.

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re: Lotsa Syphilis U

Posted by TigerScorpion on 3/26/26 at 11:40 am to captdalton

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You are just jealous somebody had sex.

You and your uncle would know all about incestuous relationships.

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re: LSU athletics is being sued over NIL deals

Posted by TigerScorpion on 3/12/26 at 6:52 pm to reggierayreb

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By the way, what's the status of those tampering charges that Matt Moscano convinced all you we were filing ? That story disappeared like a fart in the wind.

It disappeared because your stupid arse AD realized he overestimated his hand, and that he didn’t have shite to go with. Oh, and then your dumbass coach got caught and publicly shown to actually be tampering, because he was too stupid to have someone else do the dirty work. Yeah, between those, and more, your ad shrunk back into the bushes like Homer Simpson.

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re: Ryan Williams is now officially Ryan Coleman-Williams.

Posted by TigerScorpion on 3/7/26 at 6:36 am to 1loyalbamafan

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He's got some of the best twitch fiber I've ever seen. when you become a rich kid at 17 and your family, plus any friend want a piece of that....well it's gotta be hatd on a kid. I didn't have shite and probably did worse than him with my life. It was several years before I grew up and learned a good trade. Trade school is where many kids should go. Why learn what some purple haired bich teaches you because she never learned how to do anything. OK off my crazy horse.

Did you have to go to a special school to learn how to retread tires? :lol:

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re: Very Interesting Article on LSU Athletics

Posted by TigerScorpion on 3/4/26 at 7:09 am to captdalton

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LSU Athletics by captElizabethdalton

I didn’t expect this at all. :lol:

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re: I See Why Sally Had to Get a Restraining Order on Lane

Posted by TigerScorpion on 2/28/26 at 6:27 am to coolpapaboze

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Dude got completely owned and you're here celebrating that.

Stankreb celebrates getting the Velcro tight on his shoes, every morning. :lol:

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re: Ole Miss has a good season once every 6 decades.

Posted by TigerScorpion on 2/19/26 at 5:21 pm to Diamondawg

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And 90% of them are belittling Mississippi. Strange obsession. Either he got his arse whipped by a Mississippi boy, Mississippi boy took girl or maybe girlfriend and lunch money. Got to be. He's a sad little guy.

Yeah. I beat the shite outta that dude. I also whipped a bunch of fake wanna be cowboy State fans, and a bunch of prep school ole miss cucks, when I was in highschool. That was the best entertainment in a small Mississippi town, besides banging those dude’s chicks. :lol:

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re: Outside of Ole Miss, Who Else Returns a Top 5 Roster?

Posted by TigerScorpion on 2/18/26 at 6:25 am to Sleepy_Tiger

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LSU literally walked onto your campus. Took your coach and the players we wanted.Then basically fricked your women while the men stood and watched and Ole Miss could do nothing about it.