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So, LSU just married the stripper
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:50 am
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:50 am
LSU is like the guy everyone knows who, despite repeated warnings from family and friends, just barges ahead and marries the girl who dances down at the second tier strip club. Right now, he's all infatuated with her big tits, how she works the pole, and that cute little thing she can do to cherry stems with her tongue. He's also convinced he won a major coup because he won her affection for a trip to the VIP room by outbidding her regular customer, a preppy frat boy. While she's good looking in the dimly lit club, when you meet her in the light of day you can see the age creeping in and veins on her legs. LSU doesn't realize she's already got the passwords and PIN numbers to his account already. The fact everyone of her previous marriages ended horrifically - some with allegations of domestic violence by her - doesn't deter our new suitor in the least. Nor does her insistence she keep dancing for the locals and keeping Jimmy on as her "manager". LSU fill change her by giving her everything she wants.
I, for one, am going to love watching where this tragi-comedy is inevitably going to end up. There's not going to be enough popcorn to keep all of us on-lookers full.
I, for one, am going to love watching where this tragi-comedy is inevitably going to end up. There's not going to be enough popcorn to keep all of us on-lookers full.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:50 am to SoFla Tideroller
But dem titties tho…
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:50 am to SoFla Tideroller
frickin cry more
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:50 am to SoFla Tideroller
Strippers need loving too....
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:51 am to SoFla Tideroller
Strippers dont win football games like Lane baw
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:51 am to SoFla Tideroller
What a fricking melt! 
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:51 am to SoFla Tideroller
Got laid. Don’t care.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:51 am to SoFla Tideroller
They aren’t people.
They are institutions and employees.
This entire metaphor is for small brained fricks.
They are institutions and employees.
This entire metaphor is for small brained fricks.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:52 am to SoFla Tideroller
Holy shite son. You took two hours out of your Sunday morning to type up a got damn essay about another school’s coach?
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 11:53 am
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:52 am to SoFla Tideroller
If Lane is the Stripper, then Coach O was the prosittute….that worked out well for awhile.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:52 am to Cosmo
Strippers win tons of games they play. They just never win the big game before crashing.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:52 am to SoFla Tideroller
Butt hurt because you didn’t get your way.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:52 am to SoFla Tideroller
Sounds like you worried with that long post
Let the crying begin with the SEC opponents and opposing fans
Let the crying begin with the SEC opponents and opposing fans
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:52 am to SoFla Tideroller
But she’s OUR stripper…
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:53 am to SoFla Tideroller
Dramatic bitch much?

Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:53 am to SoFla Tideroller
Look kids another insecure Gump shitting on LSU for winning the 2025 head coaching sweepstakes!
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