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What is this turnkey garbage?

Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:46 pm
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
1657 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:46 pm
Are they some kind of secret spy group that garantees your school gets the coach you want? All these gayturd dorks keep posting that name as if its there secret weapon to getting the Lane Train. No way they get him after all the big insiders promised him to us, if they do can we sue this turnkey group for cheating or something?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
103638 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:47 pm to
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No way they get him after all the big insiders promised him to us

Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
64563 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:48 pm to
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No way they get him after all the big insiders promised him to us


Seminole Sniper and touchdown Jesus aren't big insiders bro
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25535 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:49 pm to
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Seminole Sniper and touchdown Jesus aren't big insiders bro



The hell you say
Posted by TigerMonkey7
Member since Jul 2021
4110 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:49 pm to
I’ll trust Ross Dellenger over GatorAids
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
1657 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:52 pm to
Im just saying, I dont think my mental health can handle Lane not choosing lsu. Ive already had family thanksgivings and had to defend why I said I was thankful for lane choosing LSU. Not sure I can look my family in the eyes anymore if I have to walk that back!
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
28235 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:52 pm to
Will you be okay if it’s Saban?
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
1657 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:53 pm to
I feel like ive said too many unforgivable things about Saban. I know god could see in my heart I never actually forgave him
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
6242 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:53 pm to
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What is this turnkey garbage?
it’s just a way for the UAA to give money to well connected trust fund kids in the state of Florida so we can hire Eli Drinkwitz
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
46656 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:59 pm to
Do you remember when you thought Lincoln Riley was going to LSU?

USC hired TurnKey ZRG to perform their coaching search
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18354 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:49 pm to
Roadgator says this is all apart of Turnkeys plan. Everything you have read and that’s been put out so far is to be expected. The plan has followed the script exactly as it has been laid out. He says that LSU’s fanbase will have an epic meltdown headed our way Saturday. This apparently is when Operation Turnkey officially unleashes their final act. If only LSU hired Turnkey we may have stood a chance . Oh well..
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
36318 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:50 pm to
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He says that LSU’s fanbase will have an epic meltdown headed our way Saturday. This apparently is when Operation Turnkey officially unleashes their final act. If only LSU hired Turnkey we may have stood a chance . Oh well..



That’s when operation turnkey

Turns the key

Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18354 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:52 pm to
Exactly. You must have gotten hold of the super secret CIA Turnkey strategy protocols.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17005 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:59 pm to
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That’s when operation turnkey Turns the key


Oh, you
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18354 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:06 pm to
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Do you remember when you thought Lincoln Riley was going to LSU? USC hired TurnKey ZRG to perform their coaching search


I understand that Turnkey has delivered Kiffin to the Gators . However, comparing the Riley situation to the Kiffin situation isn’t remotely close. Riley talks never went past he was interested.
Obviously we have a ton of more data on the Kiffin situation to know that these two are not the same . If LSU would have just hired Turnkey we wouldn’t have lost Kiffin to the Gators . Oh well…
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
6242 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:13 pm to
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touchdown Jesus aren't big insiders bro
good thing touchdownjeebus is the one bringing the heat here then
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154407 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:23 pm to
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He says that LSU’s fanbase will have an epic meltdown


Didn’t say that either. I agreed with another poster that a fanbase is going have an epic melt.

That’s true.

And you always conveniently leave off the rest of my post.

quote:

There’s a clear strategy in place and it’s being implemented step by step. Does it guarantee anything? No. But if we don’t get him it won’t be for any reason other than Lane wants something different.

This post was edited on 11/26/25 at 3:26 pm
Posted by Bigkat1980
Vicksburg MS
Member since Dec 2023
101 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:35 pm to
And That LSU is a better Job in general
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154407 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 3:37 pm to
LK will take the better job
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18354 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 4:17 pm to
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Didn’t say that either. I agreed with another poster that a fanbase is going have an epic melt.


You said …

Yes they are. It’s going to be epic.

I’m assuming that you were a Florida fan , and you wouldn’t refer to your fanbase as “they.” I would think that if you were referring to the Florida fanbase you you would have said “we.”
I guess I will just turn the key on this exchange hahahaha
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