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The 'ShamWow guy' is running for Congress in Texas

Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19065 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:00 pm

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The "ShamWow guy" is running for Congress and is looking to wipe the floor with the competition.

Offer Vince Shlomi, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman, is running for Congress in Texas, according to a filing with the state's Republican Party.


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/shamwow-guy-running-congress-texas-rcna245616?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us



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The former pitchman, best known for his role selling the "ShamWow" towel, told Fox News that he wants to "destroy wokeism" in Congress and that he's been motivated by the "political infighting in the country" to run and "make America happy."

In 2009, Shlomi was arrested for aggravated battery after a fight with a woman, who was also arrested. Prosecutors declined to press charges. Shlomi told NBC News in an interview for a 2013 article that he takes "full responsibility" for his actions and that he would cut down on partying.





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If we're going to talk about Vince Shlomi, the Slap-Chop/ShamWow guy, and how he's running for Congress in Texas as a Republican, let's use his mug shot from when he gave a Miami Beach sex worker multiple facial fractures.



This post was edited on 11/24/25 at 3:10 pm
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8546 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:03 pm to
Freaking memories of 2012 come creeping back in.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47130 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:03 pm to
i thought that guy died
Posted by Jasharts77
Knoxville
Member since Nov 2019
948 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:03 pm to
Pass. He wears the little hat.
Dual citizen from Israel. Hard pass
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19206 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:05 pm to
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45998 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:07 pm to
Did y'all know he also has a music video? I was going to make a thread about it a few weeks ago but never got around to it. Maybe I'll do a spinoff later today...


Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19065 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:11 pm to
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i thought that guy died


That was Billy Mays, the OxiClean dude

Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1227 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:16 pm to
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Billy Mays


Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35739 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:47 pm to
One of the better headlines ever written

Sham Wow Guy Arrested in Slap, Chop Bust
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19065 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:53 pm to
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Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
20355 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:53 pm to
Didn’t he get his arse kicked by a hooker?
Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1302 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:53 pm to
Now all we need is the OxyClean guy to run as a democrat.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19065 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:54 pm to
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The "OxiClean guy" was Billy Mays, a famous pitchman known for his enthusiastic, loud commercials for products like OxiClean, Mighty Putty, and Orange Glo. He was a pop culture icon who died in 2009 at the age of 50, but his legacy continues through his memorable infomercials
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:59 pm to
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Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1302 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 3:59 pm to
Rats! I guess we'll have to get the Moon Foam guy then.
Posted by 4
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Posted on 11/24/25 at 4:05 pm to
This post was edited on 11/24/25 at 4:07 pm
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 11/24/25 at 4:23 pm to
He was on Kill Tony not too long ago too. Seems like a strange dude.

Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4318 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 4:47 pm to
As per autopsy reports, Mays died of heart failure due effects of drug use...damn shame.

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The medical examiner concluded that "cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death," the office said in a press release. The office said Mays last used cocaine in the few days before his death but was not under the influence of the drug when he died. Hillsborough County spokeswoman Lori Hudson said that nothing in the toxicology report indicated the frequency of Mays' cocaine use. Cocaine can raise the arterial blood pressure, directly cause hypertrophy of the left ventricle, and accelerate the formation of atherosclerosis in the coronary arteries, the release said. However, in October 2009, the results of a second medical examination, commissioned by Mays' family, concluded that cocaine was not a "significant contributing factor" to his death.[31]

According to subsequent news reports,[32] the toxicology tests also showed levels of painkillers hydrocodone, oxycodone, and tramadol, as well as anti-anxiety drugs alprazolam and diazepam
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4318 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 4:51 pm to
As per autopsy reports, Mays died of heart failure due effects of drug use...damn shame.

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The medical examiner concluded that "cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death," the office said in a press release. The office said Mays last used cocaine in the few days before his death but was not under the influence of the drug when he died. Hillsborough County spokeswoman Lori Hudson said that nothing in the toxicology report indicated the frequency of Mays' cocaine use. Cocaine can raise the arterial blood pressure, directly cause hypertrophy of the left ventricle, and accelerate the formation of atherosclerosis in the coronary arteries, the release said. However, in October 2009, the results of a second medical examination, commissioned by Mays' family, concluded that cocaine was not a "significant contributing factor" to his death.[31]

According to subsequent news reports,[32] the toxicology tests also showed levels of painkillers hydrocodone, oxycodone, and tramadol, as well as anti-anxiety drugs alprazolam and diazepam
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
18949 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 4:59 pm to
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Pass. He wears the little hat.
Dual citizen from Israel. Hard pass

You got down voted for this. Apparently some on this board prefer that their representatives have dubious loyalties.
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