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The ***OFFICIAL*** 15th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread
Posted on 11/22/25 at 2:00 am
Posted on 11/22/25 at 2:00 am
This is the ***OFFICIAL*** 15th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread*.
*With official asterisks
If you don't read this thread, you're just a patsy!
____________
Please use this thread for all JFK assassination topics, including but not limited to the following:
Oswald
The Mafia
Carlos Marcello
Santo Traficante
Sam Giancana
Castro
The CIA
The KGB
Dealey Plaza
The School Book Depository
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Jim Garrison
Clay Shaw
David Ferrie
Various New Orleans homos
The shitty mail order rifle
Oswald's sharpshooter badge
We had an expert do it in the same amount of time
The Warren Commission
Magic Bullet
Arlen Specter
Gerald Ford
NOT Oliver Stone
Jack Ruby
Jack Ruby's strip club
I used to know some old guy who was in Dallas that day and he told me what really happened
I used to know some old guy who tried to touch me inappropriately
Richard Nixon was in Dallas THAT MORNING
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
LBJ did it
Jackie did it
Old Joe Kennedy did it
LBJ Jackie and Old Joe Kennedy did it together
The names Kennedy and Lincoln both have seven letters
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who urged him not to go to Dallas, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theater
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway
LINK
LINK
LINK
LINK
Videos:
CBS News live coverage, November 22 1963
NBC-TV live coverage, November 22 1963
LINK ]JFK - 3 Shots That Changed America (History Channel Documentary)
LINK ]The Killing of President Kennedy (very rare 1978 BBC documentary)
LINK ]The Men Who Killed Kennedy
LINK ]Rush to Judgment -- groundbreaking 1966 film
LINK ]JFK: The Smoking Gun, full film on Tubi (2013)
JFK Playlist
I'll start things off:
Photo disproving the lone gunman crowd's assertion that Oswald (R) and Ferrie (L) never met:
*With official asterisks
If you don't read this thread, you're just a patsy!
____________
Please use this thread for all JFK assassination topics, including but not limited to the following:
Oswald
The Mafia
Carlos Marcello
Santo Traficante
Sam Giancana
Castro
The CIA
The KGB
Dealey Plaza
The School Book Depository
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Jim Garrison
Clay Shaw
David Ferrie
Various New Orleans homos
The shitty mail order rifle
Oswald's sharpshooter badge
We had an expert do it in the same amount of time
The Warren Commission
Magic Bullet
Arlen Specter
Gerald Ford
NOT Oliver Stone
Jack Ruby
Jack Ruby's strip club
I used to know some old guy who was in Dallas that day and he told me what really happened
I used to know some old guy who tried to touch me inappropriately
Richard Nixon was in Dallas THAT MORNING
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
LBJ did it
Jackie did it
Old Joe Kennedy did it
LBJ Jackie and Old Joe Kennedy did it together
The names Kennedy and Lincoln both have seven letters
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who urged him not to go to Dallas, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theater
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway
LINK
LINK
LINK
LINK
Videos:
CBS News live coverage, November 22 1963
NBC-TV live coverage, November 22 1963
LINK ]JFK - 3 Shots That Changed America (History Channel Documentary)
LINK ]The Killing of President Kennedy (very rare 1978 BBC documentary)
LINK ]The Men Who Killed Kennedy
LINK ]Rush to Judgment -- groundbreaking 1966 film
LINK ]JFK: The Smoking Gun, full film on Tubi (2013)
JFK Playlist
I'll start things off:
Photo disproving the lone gunman crowd's assertion that Oswald (R) and Ferrie (L) never met:
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Posted on 11/22/25 at 2:57 am to Kafka
The truth about the events of that day will never be known.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 3:10 am to bayouteche
LBJ coordinated it with the intent of using country's grief to be the impetus to enact communist policies and attribute it to Kennedy's legacy.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 3:51 am to Kafka
Has it been a year already?
Seriously this is one of my favorite threads Kafka. Thank you.
Seriously this is one of my favorite threads Kafka. Thank you.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:03 am to Kafka
Oswald was the lone gunman. If something else were the case it would have been proven many times over in the 60iah years since this happened. Case closed.
Let's move on to greater things
Let's move on to greater things
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 4:05 am
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:18 am to Kafka
It was the one armed man.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:20 am to Kafka
He's dead? Wow, I didn't even know he was sick.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:35 am to Kafka
Open at own risk.
You'll see nothing but JFK . . .
. . . for 6 months on youtube
Posted on 11/22/25 at 5:03 am to Kafka
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:55 am to Beessnax
Oswald was too much of a stumblebum to do this alone.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:59 am to Kafka
Don’t you have better things to do with your time such as enjoying Art Deco?
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:25 am to Beessnax
quote:
Oswald was the lone gunman. If something else were the case it would have been proven many times over in the 60iah years since this happened. Case closed. Let's move on to greater things
If you believe this you are a fricking idiot.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:44 am to Kafka
LFO was originally a tribute band to Lee Harvey Oswald called LHO.
They found much more success when they stopped singing about assassinations and started singing about Abercrombie & Fitch. (Abercrombie & Fitch are not suspects in the JFK shooting)
They found much more success when they stopped singing about assassinations and started singing about Abercrombie & Fitch. (Abercrombie & Fitch are not suspects in the JFK shooting)
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:54 am to Kafka
Oswald. Bang, bang, bang. 87 yards. Easy. End of story.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:58 am to zippyputt
quote:
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:33 am to zippyputt
quote:
Oswald. Bang, bang, bang. 87 yards. Easy. End of story.
He passed up a much easier shot when the motorcade was coming right at him, and instead shot at a target moving away at an angle.
Most likely reason is he had a partner on the grassy knoll.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:33 am to Kafka
Yup. In.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:34 am to zippyputt
quote:Absolutely right.
End of story.
Except for the part that there is no evidence to place him on the sixth floor you are absolutely right.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:35 am to Kafka
A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, JFK was in Marilyn Monroe.
A week before he died, JFK was in Marilyn Monroe.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:38 am to FightinTigersDammit
Why did Lincoln park on a freeway if Kennedy drove on a driveway?
It was an extremely easy shot to make fwiw. The distance is much closer than it appears in the rearview mirror if you’ve ever been there and stood on the ‘X’
Hell he had 3 chances to get it right.
See Posner. Case closed.
edit: LBJ was a huge sack of Texan shite.
One of the 3 worst presidents in US history.
It was an extremely easy shot to make fwiw. The distance is much closer than it appears in the rearview mirror if you’ve ever been there and stood on the ‘X’
Hell he had 3 chances to get it right.
See Posner. Case closed.
edit: LBJ was a huge sack of Texan shite.
One of the 3 worst presidents in US history.
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 8:40 am
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