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Two TX men plotted to invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:57 am
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:57 am
Weird news of the week
They learned Creole, enrolled in schools to learn the skills, and one even enlisted in the Air Force to gain further skills.

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Two north Texas men have been charged in relation to a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs.
Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.
Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.
They learned Creole, enrolled in schools to learn the skills, and one even enlisted in the Air Force to gain further skills.

Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:59 am to SlowFlowPro
True genius is that often confused with madness.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:00 am to SlowFlowPro
Wanted to see what they're looked like. That is very ambitious and go-getter for today's 20 and 21 year olds.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:01 am to SlowFlowPro
Psh. You used to get labeled a hero by your country and rewarded with gold for doing shite like this.
Now you get arrested.
Thanks, Obama
Now you get arrested.
Thanks, Obama
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:01 am to SlowFlowPro
Honestly, they would probably achieve more of this than we think they could if given the chance.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:02 am to BillysIsland
Do they have a go fund me? They just need better financial backing.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:02 am to jizzle6609
I don't know. The homeless mercenary army trope never works out in reality.


Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:02 am to SlowFlowPro
I didn’t know Haiti was known for its beautiful women.
Learn something new everyday.
Learn something new everyday.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:03 am to SlowFlowPro
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invading an island off Haiti
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murdering the men on the island
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and using the women
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and children as sex slaves

Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:04 am to SlowFlowPro
Texas sure breeds some weirdos
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:05 am to SlowFlowPro
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Haiti
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using the women..... as sex slaves
Me thinks they should've picked a better island

This post was edited on 11/21/25 at 8:18 am
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:09 am to Shexter
Should’ve picked Trinidad.
Verse 3]
From Chacachacare to Mono's Isle
Native girls all dance and smile
Help soldier celebrate his leave
Make every day like New Year's Eve
[Chorus]
Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down Point Cumana
Both mother and daughter
Workin' for the Yankee dollar
Verse 3]
From Chacachacare to Mono's Isle
Native girls all dance and smile
Help soldier celebrate his leave
Make every day like New Year's Eve
[Chorus]
Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down Point Cumana
Both mother and daughter
Workin' for the Yankee dollar
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:09 am to SlowFlowPro
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murdering the men on the island
All of them?
And have they seen the women?
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:09 am to SlowFlowPro
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homeless mercenary army trope never works out in reality.
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SlowFlowPro
Well, I knew it would happen sooner or later. Having up vote
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