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Two TX men plotted to invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women

Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:57 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:57 am
Weird news of the week

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Two north Texas men have been charged in relation to a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.


They learned Creole, enrolled in schools to learn the skills, and one even enlisted in the Air Force to gain further skills.

Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69239 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:58 am to
Sorry for partying?
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10727 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:59 am to
True genius is that often confused with madness.
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4212 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:00 am to
Wanted to see what they're looked like. That is very ambitious and go-getter for today's 20 and 21 year olds.
Posted by BillysIsland
Member since Aug 2025
1019 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:01 am to
Psh. You used to get labeled a hero by your country and rewarded with gold for doing shite like this.

Now you get arrested.

Thanks, Obama
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17298 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:01 am to
Honestly, they would probably achieve more of this than we think they could if given the chance.
Posted by ImJustaBoy
Member since Oct 2023
1853 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:02 am to
Do they have a go fund me? They just need better financial backing.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
464602 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:02 am to
I don't know. The homeless mercenary army trope never works out in reality.

Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85408 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:02 am to
I didn’t know Haiti was known for its beautiful women.

Learn something new everyday.


Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71799 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:02 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155308 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:03 am to
quote:

invading an island off Haiti


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murdering the men on the island


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and using the women


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and children as sex slaves

Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
287844 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:04 am to
Texas sure breeds some weirdos
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19037 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:05 am to


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Haiti
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using the women..... as sex slaves


Me thinks they should've picked a better island



This post was edited on 11/21/25 at 8:18 am
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17298 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:05 am to
Ever been to Africa?
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6661 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:09 am to
Should’ve picked Trinidad.

Verse 3]
From Chacachacare to Mono's Isle
Native girls all dance and smile
Help soldier celebrate his leave
Make every day like New Year's Eve

[Chorus]
Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down Point Cumana
Both mother and daughter
Workin' for the Yankee dollar
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27221 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:09 am to
That's Methed Up
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
464602 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:09 am to
No
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133012 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:09 am to
quote:

murdering the men on the island



All of them?


And have they seen the women?
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
11870 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:09 am to
quote:

homeless mercenary army trope never works out in reality.
quote:

SlowFlowPro


Well, I knew it would happen sooner or later. Having up vote
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17298 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:11 am to
Me neither. Hahaha.
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