Does anyone here know Lil Wayne?

He just wants to hit a lick the wrapper.

Smoke weed talk s-it like lane kiffin .

Maybe you need a gas mask to ride in Kiffin's Jag, man.

Lane strikes me as more of a Morgan wallen type. Someone get Lainey Wilson and Tim McGraw on the line.

Yeah we grew up together, I'll shoot him a text for you

“Bayou Kiffin”

(Intro)
Young Moolah, baby…
Heh… you hear that?
That’s the Lane Train hittin’ the bayou tracks…
Boot-up nation, stand up…

(Verse 1)
Lane Kiffin in the Valley, got the Tiger fans wild,
He just signed the dotted line — Baton Rouge got its child.
Purple jacket, yellow visor, he be struttin’ in that swag,
Left Oxford in the dust like a duffel in a cab.

He touchdown on the tarmac, cameras flash like Mardi Gras,
Jayden ghosts in his playbook — better brace for what you saw.
He got boosters pourin’ money like daiquiris in the ‘Nola heat,
And the man ain’t even coached a snap — but the hype already sweet.

(Hook)
It’s that Lane Train, rollin’ down Highland in the rain,
Tiger Stadium ’bout to light up — SEC should feel the pain.
Weezy in the bleachers, I’m just vibin’ to the noise,
Tell Alabama, tell them Dawgs — we done came to take your toys.

(Verse 2)
He the prince of play-calling, now he sittin’ on the throne,
Got the Golden Band behind him like a full brass zone.
Death Valley on a Saturday, that atmosphere divine,
When he signals for the deep shot, whole crowd reads his mind.

Brian Kelly packed his office, Tiger Nation wanted change,
Now the offense back electric like it’s plugged into my chain.
He gon’ cook up trick plays, he gon’ slice up every scheme,
Spread ’em out like jambalaya — feed the whole damn team.

(Hook)
It’s that Lane Train, rollin’ down Highland in the rain,
Tiger Stadium ’bout to light up — SEC should feel the pain.
Weezy in the bleachers, I’m just vibin’ to the noise,
Tell Alabama, tell them Dawgs — we done came to take your toys.

(Bridge)
Purple haze driftin’ through the air like a Weezy verse,
LSU done hired Kiffin — SEC about to get worse.
He gon’ tweet, he gon’ troll, he gon’ clap back just for fun,
Now he doin’ it from Baton Rouge — boy, that saga just begun.

(Verse 3)
Recruiters at the airports now they fightin’ for a seat,
NIL deals droppin’ faster than a beat from Metro’s suite.
And Saban lookin’ nervous, you can see it in his stance,
‘Cause Kiffin back in purple — that’s a whole new circumstance.

He got Wayne up in the booth, he got Katt up in the crowd,
He got Tiger Nation ready, screamin’ “Lane!” extra loud.
Now the swamp creatures tremblin’, the West feelin’ the strain…
Welcome home to Louisiana — we done unleashed the Lane.

(Outro)
Yeah…
From the Grove to the Bayou — that’s a hell of a move.
LSU got their shooter…
Now watch him light up the whole damn SEC like a Lil Wayne groove.
Boot. Up. Baby.

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Lane strikes me as more of a Morgan wallen type. Someone get Lainey Wilson and Tim McGraw on the line.

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Lainey & Theo are LSU fans