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Does the word "stumpbroke" have potential to become part of sports lingo?
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:07 am
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:07 am
People on sports message boards are always trying to come up with trendy new sports lingo (GOAT, boatraced, He is him, cooked, chalk, etc.)
Prison raped is one of the more unfortunate ones – Team B got prison raped by Team A.
If prison raped is a now term and we're already talking about unfortunate sexual encounters, then why not stumpbroke? Prison raped and stumpbroke actually have a fair amount of overlap.
Team A stumpbroke Team B and the game wasn't even close.
Stumpbroke also is old timey, kind of like "took them out to the woodshed."
Stumpbroke was once a big deal in places like Alabama and Mississippi and northern Louisiana and a lot of the men around there were doing it, and I think that stumpbroke should be a big deal again!
Prison raped is one of the more unfortunate ones – Team B got prison raped by Team A.
If prison raped is a now term and we're already talking about unfortunate sexual encounters, then why not stumpbroke? Prison raped and stumpbroke actually have a fair amount of overlap.
Team A stumpbroke Team B and the game wasn't even close.
Stumpbroke also is old timey, kind of like "took them out to the woodshed."
Stumpbroke was once a big deal in places like Alabama and Mississippi and northern Louisiana and a lot of the men around there were doing it, and I think that stumpbroke should be a big deal again!
This post was edited on 11/20/25 at 10:09 am
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Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:08 am to Violent Hip Swivel
What a random thought you’re having on this lovely Thursday. 
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:08 am to Violent Hip Swivel
a bit early for this many pots, isn't it?
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:11 am to 777Tiger
Not for the OP
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:18 am to Violent Hip Swivel
For an arse kicking, I like using, "beat the brakes off them".
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:19 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
I prefer skull dragged
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:20 am to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
stump broke horse
A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.
quote:
stump broke
had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:25 am to Violent Hip Swivel
What?
It's not
quote:
If prison raped is a now term
It's not
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:26 am to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
Prison raped
quote:
Violent Hip Swivel
Checks out
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:26 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I think that stump broke was a western term that migrated. Wyoming, Oklahoma, Montana, North Dakota was where that was common. And it was usually used in the context of how employees reacted to demands of employers. "I may be saddle broke but I'll never be stump broke..." was how I heard it used.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:28 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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If prison raped is a now term and we're already talking about unfortunate sexual encounters
wut
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:29 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Stump broke is when you stand on a stump and frick a cow. Ask me how I know.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:31 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
Skull dragged and beat the brakes off of are also solid more recent additions
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:33 am to Mikes My Tiger
quote:
If prison raped is a now term
It's not
Posted on 11/20/25 at 12:21 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 11/20/25 at 12:24 pm to pussywillows
Because it reminds me of my grandpa. He was the champion of the county. Great man. RIP.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 12:54 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Maybe if you’re an Auburn fan.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 1:36 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Is this how all the horses got the herps? 
Posted on 11/20/25 at 1:49 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
So, your new options are essentially "prison raped" or "horse-fricked."
Sodomized or bestialized...
Why not Molly-whopped? Billy-hooked? Browbeat? Decimated? Manhandled
Sodomized or bestialized...
Why not Molly-whopped? Billy-hooked? Browbeat? Decimated? Manhandled
Posted on 11/20/25 at 2:07 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Why not Molly-whopped? Billy-hooked? Browbeat? Decimated? Manhandled
Misgendered, culturally appropriated, systematically oppressed, privileged, or white biased?
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