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First Neuralink patient tells how the tech revolutionized his life
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:33 pm
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There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for.
No plans.
No goals.
No purpose.
Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted.
I started going to bed early.
I woke up excited for the day ahead.
And just like that, I had found purpose again.
Since then:
• I’m back in school
• I’ve launched a business
• I’m traveling
• I’m speaking on global stages
Neuralink didn’t just change what I can do.
It changed what I believe I’m capable of.
It gave me hope.
It gave me purpose.
And for the first time in a long time, I’m excited for what’s next.
Not for everyone right now, but it’s life changing for some
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 6:34 pm
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Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:35 pm to hawgfaninc
Will it make my dick longer?
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:35 pm to hawgfaninc
I go to bed early now and I am genuinely excited for each day
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:43 pm to hawgfaninc
Was this for a mood/depression disorder?
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:44 pm to hawgfaninc
I mean, exercise or anti-depressants could do those things for him too. What is it really doing for him? Like, mechanically, if that makes sense.
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:45 pm to hawgfaninc
Seriously, what's the worst that could happen 
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:49 pm to tigerbutt
quote:
Will it make my dick longer?
It'll make you think your dick is longer.
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:57 pm to hawgfaninc
quote:
And just like that, I had found purpose again.
Since then:
• I’m back in school
• I’ve launched a business
• I’m traveling
• I’m speaking on global stages
Are all of these directly the result of him now being desired due to people wanting to know what a brain chip is like?
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:58 pm to SallysHuman
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Was this for a mood/depression disorder?
He is a quadriplegic.
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 11/19/25 at 6:59 pm to LegendInMyMind
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He is a paraplegic.
Is he "fixed"? Can neuralink do that?!
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:00 pm to FahQGump
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Seriously, what's the worst that could happen
Random commercial jingles going off in your head like this:
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:00 pm to LegendInMyMind
What happens if he doesn't pay his subscription?
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:05 pm to bad93ex
quote:banana phone
Random commercial jingles going off in your head like this:
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:05 pm to hawgfaninc
Its a great story, reguardless on what side you are on.
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:12 pm to manwich
quote:
What happens if he doesn't pay his subscription?
Got the reference
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:29 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
Will it make my dick longer?
It'll make you think your dick is longer.
I already do that without high tech help.
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:38 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:49 pm to BottomlandBrew
quote:
I mean, exercise or anti-depressants could do those things for him too. What is it really doing for him? Like, mechanically, if that makes sense.
Ignorance is bliss
He’s a quadriplegic
Posted on 11/19/25 at 7:55 pm to SallysHuman
quote:
Is he "fixed"? Can neuralink do that?!
No.. basically he can control a computer with his thoughts now. Able to move a mouse, play specifically designed applications
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 11/19/25 at 10:41 pm to hawgfaninc
quote:
I started going to bed early.
I woke up excited for the day ahead.
And just like that, I had found purpose again.
Since then:
• I’m back in school
• I’ve launched a business
• I’m traveling
• I’m speaking on global stages
Sounds like an Amway pitch I suffered through 40 years ago. Oh wait... No one knows what Amway is these days.
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