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Cities that aren’t southern, but think they are
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:53 pm
Nashville – If you have to remind everyone how Southern you are every five minutes… you probably aren’t. Real Southern cities don’t need marketing departments to prove it.
Dallas–Fort Worth – The only Southern thing here is how fast the city falls apart at the possibility of snow.
Knoxville – No genuinely Southern city would proudly serve a Skyline Chili knockoff called Petros. And that downtown? It’s giving “Cincinnati cosplay,” not Southern charm.
Charlotte & Raleigh – Southern by geography only. The cultural Southernness clocked out a while ago and never came back.
Houston & Austin – These two are uncanny in the truest sense. They’ll swear they’re Southern, but your senses immediately know something’s off. Wait a little and the California DNA starts showing.
Dallas–Fort Worth – The only Southern thing here is how fast the city falls apart at the possibility of snow.
Knoxville – No genuinely Southern city would proudly serve a Skyline Chili knockoff called Petros. And that downtown? It’s giving “Cincinnati cosplay,” not Southern charm.
Charlotte & Raleigh – Southern by geography only. The cultural Southernness clocked out a while ago and never came back.
Houston & Austin – These two are uncanny in the truest sense. They’ll swear they’re Southern, but your senses immediately know something’s off. Wait a little and the California DNA starts showing.
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Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:54 pm to ClemsonKitten
What a boring arse thread
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:55 pm to ClemsonKitten
quote:New Orleans is the opposite.
Cities that aren’t southern, but think they are
Doesn’t think it’s southern but everyone else does.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:55 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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What a boring arse thread
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:56 pm to SuperSaint
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New Orleans is the opposite. Doesn’t think it’s southern but everyone else does.
Exactly lol
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:59 pm to ClemsonKitten
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Charlotte & Raleigh
No one really thinks these two cities are truly southern. The big population boom makes that obvious.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:06 pm to ClemsonKitten
Knoxville is a complicated one. 8th generation East Tennessee people actually have just as much in common with Ohio and Indiana hicks as they do Georgia and Alabama rednecks, as well as more in common with West Virginia and southwest Virginia hillibillies.
But Knoxville also feels southern, sort of.
But Knoxville also feels southern, sort of.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:15 pm to ClemsonKitten
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Dallas–Fort Worth – The only Southern thing here is how fast the city falls apart at the possibility of snow.
I don't think either of these view themselves as "Southern"
Fort Worth thinks it's Dodge City in 1880
Dallas thinks it's New York
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:15 pm to ClemsonKitten
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No genuinely Southern city would proudly serve a Skyline Chili knockoff called Petros
Petros isn’t a skyline chili knockoff, it’s a frito pie knockoff dumbass
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:16 pm to ClemsonKitten
Who cares? What does ‘southern’ mean? Trashy, littering, uneducated, fat, but nice?
This post was edited on 11/18/25 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:25 pm to ClemsonKitten
Ft Worth is western and Austin is California
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:31 pm to ClemsonKitten
None of those Texas cities try to be Southern. Austin tries to stay weird, but that has fallen apart.
Houston and Dallas have a bit of everything, but I think Dallas and Fort Worth try to be more Western in their identities…hence the whole idea of Southwest culture.
Only places in Texas I can think of that feel “southern” are small towns in the east.
Houston and Dallas have a bit of everything, but I think Dallas and Fort Worth try to be more Western in their identities…hence the whole idea of Southwest culture.
Only places in Texas I can think of that feel “southern” are small towns in the east.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:43 pm to ClemsonKitten
No lies detected.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:46 pm to ClemsonKitten
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Nashville – If you have to remind everyone how Southern you are every five minutes… you probably aren’t. Real Southern cities don’t need marketing departments to prove it.
Cowboy hats and cowboy boots are Western, not Southern. Nashville is a joke.
I don't understand all your down votes.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:50 pm to ClemsonKitten
What makes a city Southern? Define your parameters.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 4:56 pm to ClemsonKitten
Knoxville has a Rust belt feel in some neighborhoods. East Tennessee had pro Union ties during the Civil War era. For those reasons, Knoxville never felt “southern”. Maybe a southern Apps feel once you get into Maryville and down towards Tellico.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 5:03 pm to ClemsonKitten
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Cities that aren’t southern
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Nashville
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Knoxville
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Charlotte & Raleigh
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Houston
Yikes.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 5:06 pm to ClemsonKitten
Add Atlanta and every city in Florida except maybe Pensacola.
New Orleans isn't southern. Southern carribean maybe.
New Orleans isn't southern. Southern carribean maybe.
Posted on 11/18/25 at 5:12 pm to ClemsonKitten
do you and the fat kid just take turns making shitty threads about stupid mundane shite?
Posted on 11/18/25 at 5:14 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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What makes a city Southern? Define your parameters.
It’s more-so losing your southern roots than anything. However, Knoxville feels the most least rooted southern city in the list.
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