Official TD LSU "Insider Sauces" Roster

Here's an attempt to "stack rank" the top 5 LSU Insiders with multiple "sauces".

1) RandonLSU Hero (he's purchased "Lane Futures" and has $$$ on "the line")- legacy insider back from the dead after his bookie chased him out of the country for previous "all-in" bet on Tom Herman pick. He special sauce says "Verge is using Saban to close Kiffin".
Just in tonight with another sauce- Not 100% done yet as Sexton is playing everyone Lane inclusive!

2) Phillytiger9 (Not to be confused with esteemed banned alters Phillytiger7 or 8)- He's "Made his Call" for Lane Kiffin, but he's not "buying futures" as it's still a fluid situation.

3) Mbeloso (he has a special "Cut-Off" sauce who's significant other is an acquaintance of one of the esteemed BOS coaching search committee members brother-in laws). "Kiffin is Plan A" is the info. FWIW- Arrogant CornDog knows him personally and can be used as a reference on this S. Lafourche sauce.

4) The Hurricane- "the Secretary of the BOS Searching committee"- says an emergency BOS searching committee meeting will happen tonight at the Governor's mansion. Agenda is confidential with "no sauce". Gov. Landry to have a press release in the AM to update the fanbase!

5) Bob "the Terrible"- legacy Wake Forest insider but says "you can book it" that James Franklin has an agreement in principle to become LSU's next coach....

Plenty of Honorable Mentions here so apologies if you did not make this list! Try to update it later.