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British parliament floor in a heated debate about knife crime

Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:00 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47765 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:00 am
I guess next it would be butter knives or clubs made of fallen tree limbs, leather belts or sandwich bags used to smother people


any mention of foreigners is met with screams from the left about "racism" and "misinformation"


Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
93037 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:05 am to
Brits are among the dumbest 1st world countries in existence.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6960 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:06 am to
It seems like a lot of Brits would rather be stabbed and overrun in their county than to be called a racist.
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 11:07 am
Posted by realbuffinator
Member since Nov 2023
1182 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:17 am to
You got a loicense for that stick, mate?
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
67032 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:19 am to
They’re just a little further down the road with leftism than us but it’s coming here faster than you think.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19253 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:20 am to
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You got a loicense for that stick, mate?

I know you're being facetious, but just wait until someone gets smothered with a pillow. There will be licensing and taxes for purchasing pillows.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12972 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:34 am to
Why didn’t the UK have all this knife crime 20-30 years ago? Things that make you go hmmm.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47765 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:51 am to
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I know you're being facetious, but just wait until someone gets smothered with a pillow. There will be licensing and taxes for purchasing pillows.




pillow smothering is already out of control


parents who buy pillows should be imprisoned for life if their kid does the deed because of an uncontrolled pillow oversight situation
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
28221 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:57 am to
Well, maybe if little English girls would just let the illegal muslims rape them, then the illegal muslim men wouldn't be so angry and go on stabbing sprees.

Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
58026 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:00 pm to
They just need smart, common-sense "pointy things" legislation.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103171 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:03 pm to
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I know you're being facetious, but just wait until someone gets smothered with a pillow. There will be licensing and taxes for purchasing pillows.


That Monty Python “self defense against someone armed with fresh fruit” skit is staying evergreen with this shite.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1581 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:16 pm to
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Brits are among the dumbest 1st world countries in existence.


They tried knife free chicken boxes in 2019 with stories about living without knives is better. They got called racist by the African community so they had to take them all back.

So in 2023 they just eliminated single use plastic cutlery and said it was for the betterment of the Climate.

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Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6960 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:39 pm to
I get why Britains cower to the muzzies, they're afraid of what they will do, BUT, the muzzies are doing it anyway. I've always wanted to visit the UK and catch a couple of soccer matches but the way it is now, I'm never stepping foot over there.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6960 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:40 pm to
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They tried knife free chicken boxes in 2019 with stories about living without knives is better. They got called racist by the African community so they had to take them all back.

So in 2023 they just eliminated single use plastic cutlery and said it was for the betterment of the Climate.



Cutlery for fried chicken?
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1581 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:50 pm to
Posted by CastleBravo
Rapid City, SD
Member since Sep 2013
1260 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:51 pm to
Im getting a new AR-15 this week.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6960 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:52 pm to
I really doubt British police have the stones to enforce that law.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
35702 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 12:56 pm to
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seems like a lot of Brits would rather be stabbed and overrun in their county than to be called a racist.

Raymond Cocteau's vision of the future actually took root in Great Britain. They need an Edgar Friendly to lead them from the abyss.

IYKYK.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1581 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 1:02 pm to
They have plenty of stones, just not the ones you want on an officer.

Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
14513 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 1:04 pm to
Why are we tethered to those fricking losers?

They are an unserious nation.
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