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Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents

Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:32 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:32 pm
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The $599 Dekoda clamps over the rim like a toilet bowl cleaner, pointing an optical sensor at your excretions and secretions. It then analyzes the images to detect any blood, as well as analyze your gut health and hydration status. There's a subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per year, depending the plan you choose.


https://www.cnet.com/health/medical/kohler-wants-to-put-a-tiny-camera-in-your-toilet-and-analyze-the-contents/



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At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities... Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.






Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
52464 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:33 pm to
Kinky
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9085 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:34 pm to
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There's a subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per year, depending the plan you choose.


Subscription plans have gotten out of control.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:34 pm to
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Kinky


My fetish
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:34 pm to
The higher subscription plan is ad-free.
This post was edited on 10/20/25 at 3:35 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77663 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:35 pm to
I did that before and got arrested. This is bullshite.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127757 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:37 pm to
I've already applied to be the guy that examines everyone's butthole on camera
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37666 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:50 pm to
Sidebar….

Any of you frickers ever shite on a German toilet with the shite shelf?
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
12298 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19065 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9004 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:56 pm to
Yet when I did it I had to register......

.....not fair.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5906 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:56 pm to
Yes this is what I logged in today for.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2702 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:57 pm to
My use would totally skew the results.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68483 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:59 pm to
Seems weird but probably a great idea. Digestive health is often too neglected.
Posted by MSUDawg98
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Member since Jan 2018
12298 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:00 pm to
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Digestive health is often too neglected.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127757 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:01 pm to
I recently did Cologuard for the first time

Truly a bizarre experience
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
12298 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:09 pm to
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Truly a bizarre experience
I had to do it twice. I'll save everyone from the details but they said I had too much solid for the liquid they include in the jar. Both times I felt bad for the guy picking it up from outside my door.

It amazes me that the least reliable test has the longest recommend interval between tests. I wanted the traditional one and they told me it was a 3 year wait so I did this. Then insurance said they wouldn't cover another one for 10 years.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8085 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:11 pm to
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excretions and secretions


What's the difference?
This post was edited on 10/20/25 at 5:04 pm
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51698 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:14 pm to
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At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities.

Couldn’t they do schlong recognition like the facial recognition on the iPad?
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