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The Cuban Tarzan
Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:20 pm
Final Iguana Boss: Florida Man Claims Record With Massive Catch
While no official record exists, a South Florida man appears to have a legitimate claim with a gargantuan iguana he recently caught.
Most South Floridians know the green iguana can be aggressive and territorial, so it’s best to give it and its claws a wide berth, even if it’s smaller than our posh purse puppies. But what if you ran into one the size of a small man?
If you’re Andrew Morales, also known as the Cuban Tarzan, you dive in and wrestle the behemoth like prime Steve Irwin on a croc. Morales, who works to remove invasive animals from residential areas in South Florida, recently caught what he’s calling a record-breaking iguana. And while there’s no official state record for the feat, he may have a claim solely based on the monstrosity depicted in his arms on Instagram.
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While no official record exists, a South Florida man appears to have a legitimate claim with a gargantuan iguana he recently caught.
Most South Floridians know the green iguana can be aggressive and territorial, so it’s best to give it and its claws a wide berth, even if it’s smaller than our posh purse puppies. But what if you ran into one the size of a small man?
If you’re Andrew Morales, also known as the Cuban Tarzan, you dive in and wrestle the behemoth like prime Steve Irwin on a croc. Morales, who works to remove invasive animals from residential areas in South Florida, recently caught what he’s calling a record-breaking iguana. And while there’s no official state record for the feat, he may have a claim solely based on the monstrosity depicted in his arms on Instagram.
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Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:24 pm to djmed
This post was edited on 10/20/25 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:30 pm to Shexter
3,1, iguana,2
Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:31 pm to Shexter
I thinka I see a’Luigi nipple!
Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:32 pm to djmed
quote:Subtle Mingo reference is very subtle.
But what if you ran into one the size of a small man?
Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:38 pm to Shexter
Not my proudest fap
Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:41 pm to Packer
quote:
Not my proudest fap
The fidget on the right is kinda cute.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 1:45 pm to djmed
Chicken of the Tree!
Posted on 10/20/25 at 2:31 pm to Shexter
I have a funny feeling in my pants, and it's not from the middle 2.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 2:32 pm to djmed
Y'all ever have iguana gumbo?
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:38 pm to djmed
Did he actually "catch" it or just kinda pick it up?
Posted on 10/20/25 at 3:39 pm to djmed
Dude is a total d-bag - a shock value content creator who is abusive to animals.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:02 pm to Shexter
id like to see more of cuban jane
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:35 pm to djmed
This reminded me of what happened to Johnny Weismuller in Cuba during the Revolution. He was playing golf, and was surrounded on the golf course by ill tempered Cuban guerillas. They didn't know who he was, so he beat his chest and did the Tarzan yell. The guerillas recognized him and were delighted. They gave him an escort back to his hotel, and got his autograph.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:43 pm to djmed
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But what if you ran into one the size of a small man?
quote:
you dive in and wrestle the behemoth
No. No you don't.
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