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Charmin Coming Back Out with the Forever Roll

Posted on 10/19/25 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11257 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 4:47 pm
I remember right before COVID Charmin launched a new product called the “forever” roll.

It is a massive roll with over 1,700 sheets of TP.




Anyone think that is enough TP for the wife and women of the household?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133326 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 4:49 pm to
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Charmin Coming Back Out with the Forever Roll
No shite?!?
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
3223 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 4:52 pm to
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Anyone think that is enough TP for the wife and women of the household?

Maybe enough to make a roll last 2 days instead of 1
Posted by Beachtiger
Bomba Shack
Member since Apr 2007
4195 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 4:54 pm to
I got this as a joke gift for Christmas 2019, plus three additional roles. Best purchase my wife ever made. Easily made it through the TP crisis.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
674 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 4:58 pm to
Nice..now my home bathroom can feel like the bathroom in my favorite bar.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8348 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:00 pm to
If you have a wife, you’ll be through that thing in a week.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4916 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:01 pm to
Nice, that would get me through 4 or 5 shits.
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
2135 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:01 pm to
I’ve got a wife and three daughters. They can go through a 45 roll pack from Sams in two weeks.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9451 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:05 pm to
Nice!
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
8961 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:27 pm to
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I’ve got a wife and three daughters. They can go through a 45 roll pack from Sams in two weeks.


Get a bidet. It’s cut out households TP use by more than half.
Posted by Frog Hide
Member since Oct 2025
712 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:30 pm to
3 days worth for my wife.

1.5 days if one of the girls is here for any length of time.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66820 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:41 pm to
Is it an inch narrower than a standard roll?
This is their new "shrinkflation" tactic.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11854 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:41 pm to
Anyone using more than 4 sheets of toilet paper to wipe is a disgusting animal.
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1515 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:42 pm to
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
674 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:51 pm to
I know this sounds kinda weird but I've been obsessed with finding the old school wide TP rolls since they began disappearing during COVID.
Costco and ALDI'S are the only places that still have them.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153560 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:59 pm to
You can take your toilet paper and shove it up your arse
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
12090 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:08 pm to
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If you have a wife, you’ll be through that thing in a week


That's pretty optimistic. Even with a bidet, we/she goes through a roll per day. I have no idea what it's being used for at this point.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43709 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:10 pm to
I do the vast majority of my pooping at work. A pack of toilet paper will last me 6 months at home.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84389 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

Anyone think that is enough TP for the wife and women of the household?


For one day, 2 max
Posted by Thirty Three
Thank You
Member since Oct 2025
163 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:13 pm to
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Charmin
This post was edited on 10/19/25 at 6:43 pm
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