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If you could be Tsar Trump for a day.

Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:39 pm
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52960 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:39 pm
And you got to enact a law besides the obvious like deport all illegals and put demoncrats in camps what would you do?

Mine would be if you were in any type of line to pay for something you could absolutely only conduct one transaction when your turn came. If you wanted to conduct another transaction you would have to go to the back of the line.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
38287 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:40 pm to
I would end the fed.

Which in turn removes all deep state funding.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
18093 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:41 pm to
There must be absolutely no talking at any point in the transaction.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79401 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:41 pm to
Pardon Snowden.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69366 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:43 pm to
FAIR Tax Act
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71972 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:43 pm to
Shopping Cart Return Law
- First offense of not returning your shopping cart to a proper corral or return area:
Six months in jail
- Second offense: One year in prison
- Third offense: Death
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52960 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:51 pm to
To qualify for ANY type of assistance you may not have any luxury items whatsoever and you cannot be overweight at all.
Posted by MikkUGA
Destin
Member since Jun 2014
2225 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:51 pm to
Legalize marijuana
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
38287 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

FAIR Tax Act


Fair tax is no tax.

Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
17301 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 1:59 pm to
Something something Melania with cool room and the best sheets known to man
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
38287 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Legalize marijuana


I mean that would be good, but a total waste compared to what you could do.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
24492 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:01 pm to
Have my way with Melania. Does that count?
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:03 pm to
Deport every single Muslim
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15789 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:05 pm to
Go after the liberal judges.. DAs....
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2092 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:13 pm to
Drug test to receive any kind of benefits

I have to take one in order to get a job to pay taxes, the people getting my tax money should take one also
Posted by MikkUGA
Destin
Member since Jun 2014
2225 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:14 pm to
I figure the rest of the stuff i want done Trump is going to get done anyway.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52960 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:15 pm to
Also drug test every politician, FBI lab hair test, piss, blood, saliva. Once a month.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
74464 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:20 pm to
No banking at convenience stores. No money orders. No western union money grams. No checks cashed.
It's a damn convenience store. Get your slurpy, ding dongs and get the f@ck out!
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
6401 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:35 pm to
I would shut down IRS, ATF, FBI, CIA. Turn it all over to the states. Then shut down the Fed.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
35161 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 2:42 pm to
Easy. I’d enact a law that declares I make all laws from this point forward. Unilaterally.
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