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Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:04 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15535 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:04 am
I’m always boarding group 1 (United status). As long as you’re 1 or 2 you’re pretty much gauranteed an overhead spot. Why do MFers line up so early.

Flight is over an hour from taking off. 30 minutes from ‘boarding’. Most likely longer and there’s already 3 dipshits forming a line. Seats are pre assigned.

What gives?
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:05 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73346 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:06 am to
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3 dipshits forming a line.


quote:

Why do MFers line up so early.


go ask them
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
178891 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:06 am to
You fricking suck
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9384 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:07 am to
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BabyTac


You’ve surpassed Oweo long enough.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
26481 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:08 am to
When I have a small bag and a good seat, I like to be the last person to board.

This is just their preference. They are probably the same types who sit when the bell dings after landing. Those sitting types post about people like me who cannot wait to get out of that awful seat and just stand on solid ground.
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4812 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:08 am to
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I’m always boarding group 1 (United status).


With your status you should be sitting in the United Club and not leave until 5 minutes before boarding time. That is what people who actually travel a lot do. I know as I used to fly every week.

Why are you at the gate so early looking at the people lining up? I honestly don't think anything you type on here is actually true....
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:09 am
Posted by Arthur Bach
Member since Jul 2016
2864 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:08 am to
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I’m always boarding group 1 (United status)


You have zero self awareness and are the worst poster on this site.

Go the frick away.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15535 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:09 am to
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Why are you at the gate so early looking at the people lining up? I honestly don't think anything you type on here is actually true....


No United Club in Tampa.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1459 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:11 am to
Petty
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
292766 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:12 am to
It sounds like you need adulting lessons.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13414 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:13 am to
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You’ve surpassed Oweo long enough.


OweO has actually evolved into an average poster.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72514 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:14 am to
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gauranteed
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48265 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:15 am to
That doesn't bother me NEARLY as much as all the frickfaces who immediately stand up after the plan lands, they grab their shite out of the overhead bins, and just stand there for 15 minutes waiting for the door to open. It doesn't affect me at all, but it irritates the shite out of me. Like wtf do they expect to gain by standing and immediately grabbing their shite, only to stand there holding their shite for 15 minutes before being able to walk off?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147708 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:16 am to
What sort of Fortune 500 ‘executive’ is herded into the cheap seats of a sardine can a couple times a week and claims to stay in a holiday inn 3 out of 4 weeks out the month?


Think I’d rather stick to head fry cook and be able to spend time with my knuckleheads me.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61216 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:16 am to
For some of us sitting is extremely painful and uncomfortable.

Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15535 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:17 am to
Idiots in line looking around all irritated with the red arse wondering why we aren’t boarding. Flight doesn’t take off for an hour. Sit down.

Plane ain’t even at the gate.
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:18 am
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
64138 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:17 am to
I almost always stand at my gate, especially before long flights. Blood clots in the legs are the silent killer.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19051 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:20 am to
(no message)
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:43 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
292766 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:22 am to
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Idiots in line looking around all irritated


I take it this is the first time youve flown.

Congrats
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8682 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:22 am to
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That doesn't bother me NEARLY as much as all the frickfaces who immediately stand up after the plan lands, they grab their shite out of the overhead bins, and just stand there for 15 minutes waiting for the door to open. It doesn't affect me at all, but it irritates the shite out of me. Like wtf do they expect to gain by standing and immediately grabbing their shite, only to stand there holding their shite for 15 minutes before being able to walk off?



Worst is the people who don't stand up until it's their turn to get up even though they still have to get their shite in the overhead compartment. I want to get off, but I have to wait while some weakling struggles to get their bag down.
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