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Standing in line to board a flight
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:04 am
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:04 am
I’m always boarding group 1 (United status). As long as you’re 1 or 2 you’re pretty much gauranteed an overhead spot. Why do MFers line up so early.
Flight is over an hour from taking off. 30 minutes from ‘boarding’. Most likely longer and there’s already 3 dipshits forming a line. Seats are pre assigned.
What gives?
Flight is over an hour from taking off. 30 minutes from ‘boarding’. Most likely longer and there’s already 3 dipshits forming a line. Seats are pre assigned.
What gives?
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:05 am
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:06 am to BabyTac
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3 dipshits forming a line.
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Why do MFers line up so early.
go ask them
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:07 am to BabyTac
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BabyTac
You’ve surpassed Oweo long enough.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:08 am to BabyTac
When I have a small bag and a good seat, I like to be the last person to board.
This is just their preference. They are probably the same types who sit when the bell dings after landing. Those sitting types post about people like me who cannot wait to get out of that awful seat and just stand on solid ground.
This is just their preference. They are probably the same types who sit when the bell dings after landing. Those sitting types post about people like me who cannot wait to get out of that awful seat and just stand on solid ground.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:08 am to BabyTac
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I’m always boarding group 1 (United status).
With your status you should be sitting in the United Club and not leave until 5 minutes before boarding time. That is what people who actually travel a lot do. I know as I used to fly every week.
Why are you at the gate so early looking at the people lining up? I honestly don't think anything you type on here is actually true....
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:09 am
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:08 am to BabyTac
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I’m always boarding group 1 (United status)
You have zero self awareness and are the worst poster on this site.
Go the frick away.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:09 am to Boondock Saint
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Why are you at the gate so early looking at the people lining up? I honestly don't think anything you type on here is actually true....
No United Club in Tampa.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:12 am to BabyTac
It sounds like you need adulting lessons.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:13 am to Alyosha
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You’ve surpassed Oweo long enough.
OweO has actually evolved into an average poster.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:15 am to BabyTac
That doesn't bother me NEARLY as much as all the frickfaces who immediately stand up after the plan lands, they grab their shite out of the overhead bins, and just stand there for 15 minutes waiting for the door to open. It doesn't affect me at all, but it irritates the shite out of me. Like wtf do they expect to gain by standing and immediately grabbing their shite, only to stand there holding their shite for 15 minutes before being able to walk off?
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:16 am to BabyTac
What sort of Fortune 500 ‘executive’ is herded into the cheap seats of a sardine can a couple times a week and claims to stay in a holiday inn 3 out of 4 weeks out the month?
Think I’d rather stick to head fry cook and be able to spend time with my knuckleheads me.
Think I’d rather stick to head fry cook and be able to spend time with my knuckleheads me.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:16 am to TDsngumbo
For some of us sitting is extremely painful and uncomfortable.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:17 am to TDsngumbo
Idiots in line looking around all irritated with the red arse wondering why we aren’t boarding. Flight doesn’t take off for an hour. Sit down.
Plane ain’t even at the gate.
Plane ain’t even at the gate.
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:18 am
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:17 am to BabyTac
I almost always stand at my gate, especially before long flights. Blood clots in the legs are the silent killer.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:20 am to BabyTac
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This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:43 am
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:22 am to BabyTac
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Idiots in line looking around all irritated
I take it this is the first time youve flown.
Congrats
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:22 am to TDsngumbo
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That doesn't bother me NEARLY as much as all the frickfaces who immediately stand up after the plan lands, they grab their shite out of the overhead bins, and just stand there for 15 minutes waiting for the door to open. It doesn't affect me at all, but it irritates the shite out of me. Like wtf do they expect to gain by standing and immediately grabbing their shite, only to stand there holding their shite for 15 minutes before being able to walk off?
Worst is the people who don't stand up until it's their turn to get up even though they still have to get their shite in the overhead compartment. I want to get off, but I have to wait while some weakling struggles to get their bag down.
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