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Were swirlies actually a thing back then or just something you saw on TV

Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:31 am
Posted by ClemsonKitten
Member since Aug 2025
397 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:31 am
Idk how I could get one and still be sane
Posted by lsudat10
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2010
2819 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 4:35 am to
I remember a classmate of mine got a “swirlie” from some older guys when we were around 11-12, guy got so fricking sick that the boys got expelled from school, so nobody ever tried that again.

Imagine being feverishly sick and all you can think about was how you got sick recalling the bacteria covered bits of fecal matter entering your facial orifices. I’d rather die honestly.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/15/25 at 4:50 am to
Your friends at the blue oyster bar can help you with that.
Posted by halleburton
Member since Dec 2009
1595 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 4:51 am to
You sound soft
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
8594 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 5:28 am to
I’m 43 and I remember some crazy things. Not swirlies. But I remember in junior high a couple of kids taking another kid’s pants off and throwing them on the roof of the school. Taking a kid’s shoe off on the bus and playing football with it in the aisle.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 10/15/25 at 5:58 am to
I never actually knew of one happening, but with how disgusting our school bathrooms were, I’d have sworn a solemn blood oath on every person involved that I’d never rest until vengeance was mine.

Then I’d go home, cry in the shower, and beg my parents to move us across the country. You can’t come back from that.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31190 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 6:33 am to
I never saw it happen
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13351 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 6:33 am to
WTF is a "Swirlie"?
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
23705 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 6:35 am to
There’s a swirlie and dirty swirlie. One is MUCH worse.

Both are terrible.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78671 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 6:41 am to
Never heard of one actually happening.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60243 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 6:41 am to
Swirlies were definitely a thing. Subjected a few shitheads to them

They deserved it.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13323 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 7:43 am to
Wedgies
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2890 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:03 am to
Never heard of a swirlie actually happening. Did know of an entire football team taking dumps in one toilet and not flushing. It was disgusting.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2233 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:06 am to
From what I remember, it's when you dunk someone's head in the toilet and flush it. Usually its dirty water.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14751 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:37 am to
Yes. There were a couple kids in elementary and junior high that got them. Kids are assholes. And there were a lot of assholes in the 80s who would go find the weakest and most social awkward kids and just abuse them. They're all probably mid-level supervisors these days.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14751 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Swirlies were definitely a thing. Subjected a few shitheads to them They deserved it.


Alrighty then. Found the a-hole.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9488 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:47 am to
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40461 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:25 am to
In prison they call it "flushing a *brotha's* soul".
Posted by Pirate0714
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
505 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:30 am to
Definitely watched one happen on a Wednesday night at a youth church event of all places. Bullies were ruthless back in the day before cell phones and video recording. Kids can still suck, but was way more physical back in day compared to now I think.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18559 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:32 am to
I saw one in the high school locker room once but the kid lost a bet and honored it.

ETA:

“Clean” water though.
This post was edited on 10/15/25 at 9:35 am
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