MAGA has been defeated by its fiercest opponent to date

Definitely can’t have someone who wants America to be great at your nerd game.

Liberalism is a cult of weirdos.

White nerds who play stuff like magic and dungeons & dragons got hit hard by the tranny and DEI stuff. I was never into that kind of stuff but I have sympathy for these guys who had their games invaded and taken over by the woke mob.

His MAGA power could not be defeated!

Is this like Dungeons and Dragons shite?

Cause I need to know how fuked we really are here with this breaking news.

Now, Joe Brennan may know the touch of a woman soon.

Imagine how petty a grown adult has to be
1. to actually be playing Magic the Gathering and
2. to ban someone b/c of a hat

Time to grow up dude.

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Is this like Dungeons and Dragons shite?

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Sort of. In fact a recent Magic set used the DnD theme.

I grew up near a military base and currently live near an air force base. The Magic game is popular with some servicemen and women because of the war strategy. It's great for math because you are constantly calculating multiple things.

In essence, the game goes like this. Imagine you and the guy you are playing are both wizards standing on opposite mountain tops looking below at a valley. First you begin to accumulate mana (land). This is then used to summon creatures in the valley to begin a war or spells to affect creatures. Spells can increase your creature's strength or decrease your opponent's creature's abilities along with a multitude of other things like searching your cards for a specific card. Each player takes turns summoning new creatures or spells based off the amount of available mana and declares attackers and blockers. Damage kills blocking creatures and damage not blocked affects the wizard until one wizard dies.

There are way more nuanced things the cards can do, but that is a basic overview of how the game is played.

What happened to “mUh FrEe sPeAcH”?

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Yeah, it's nerdy. I'm not denying that.

When explaining it I often tell people, so what that the characters are trolls, giants, faries, unicorns, etc.?

The same game could be made where the characters are football players with different strengths and weaknesses, and cheerleader spells or halftime speeches hype them up. The actual guys playing the game are just coaches on the opposite sides of the field trying to score touchdowns until the score is insurmountable.

I’ve always wondered how this all worked. So do you deal the cards from a deck? Or break open packs for a game? Or bring your own cards from home? Is Pokémon also a game like this or is Pokémon just cards to collect like sports cards?