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Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:40 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56596 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:40 pm
State of the Art.

What the hell is that really? Someone made a bundle coming up with that mishmash of nonsense.

Pharmaceutical grade or quality. Used to see that on supplements all the time. Um, is it prescription? Nope. Then what the hell is pharmaceutical grade? Nothing. It means nothing but sounds good.

Any others?
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
6775 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:43 pm to
Cutting edge

Just watch an apple event, they are full of them
Posted by Kige Ramsey
1996,1998,2012.
Member since Jul 2007
44435 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:44 pm to
Healthy Eating
Posted by BilbeauTBaggins
probably stuck in traffic
Member since May 2021
7639 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:45 pm to
Military grade, but what it actually means is "lowest bid price"
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 9:46 pm
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8050 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:45 pm to
#1 doctor recommended
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38553 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:46 pm to
Organic
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
24890 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:49 pm to
"Most (insert unmeasurable characteristic) ever"

Apple does this all the time

Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14753 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:49 pm to
“Military grade”

You mean the lowest cost bid to meet the minimum specifications?
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56596 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:49 pm to
I like "Tactical"
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3804 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:50 pm to
agentic
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66849 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:53 pm to
"MSRP"
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9587 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:55 pm to
“All New” when talking about cars. It’s still a box with 4 wheels.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15464 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:55 pm to
Personal injury attorneys saying “We want to be your lawyers for life” or something similar.

Given the profession you’re in I hope I’m never in a situation where I have to use you at all let alone multiple times
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11297 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:55 pm to
More doctors smoke Camel Cigarettes than any other cigarettes.

It is Toasted. - Luckily Strike Cigarettes
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15464 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

You mean the lowest cost bid to meet the minimum specifications?


American components, Russian components- ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15464 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

It is Toasted. - Luckily Strike Cigarettes


Thank you Don Draper.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15464 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

I like "Tactical"


Especially when it’s in the name of the product itself

Tactishades
Tacticam
Tactilight
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56596 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:02 pm to
Pre-owned.

When does a car not have an owner? Even when brand new? The dealer or manufacturer owns it.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18518 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:05 pm to
Buttery soft gets me every time
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
41472 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:06 pm to
Who the hell is JD Power and why should I care about his opinion on cars?
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