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What’s your significant other’s dirtiest/least cleanly habit that annoys you?

Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:22 am
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9450 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:22 am
Mine leaves her dirty clothes around the house. I sometimes end up having to pick up her dirty socks off the living room floor, and I sometimes have to pick up her clothes off the bathroom floor after she showers.

Not really too bad, just annoying.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20310 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:24 am to
Mine’s a clean freak and mindful of being a lady around the house in nearly every way.

But she’ll hock the nasty loogie in the morning without a care for anyone else around.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:26 am to
My wife is one of the cleanest people I know, person and presence. But she hardly ever flushes her last piss before leaving for work and it drives me up a fricking wall. Like the last thing I want to do when I get home is drop this three alarm dump I’ve been carrying around all day straight into your day aged piss.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9450 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:26 am to
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But she’ll hock the nasty loogie in the morning without a care for anyone else around.




That’s gross, but at least that’s probably better than her letting the morning thunder fart go without caring who’s around or something like that.
This post was edited on 9/26/25 at 10:29 am
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
51825 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:27 am to
Doesn’t open mail & leaves it stacked on the counter
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85043 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:29 am to
None. It's like God created the least annoying and cleanest woman ever and put her in front of me and said-here-enjoy. The annoying and dirty part is my job.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
8961 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:35 am to
Gather her loose hair and stick it on the side of the shower. Like WTF. When you are done showering the garbage can is right there, why does it need to stay on the shower wall?
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:36 am to
My wife sheds like a freaking golden retriever

Every once in a while, I'll lift the toilet seat up to take a piss and there will be a freaking tumbleweed of her hair (head) chilling in the toilet
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
5441 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:37 am to
My wife likes to rub her tits in my face in the morning to wake me & then it gets pretty dirty.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9450 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:37 am to
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Gather her loose hair and stick it on the side of the shower.


Sounds like something a serial killer would do
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2664 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:37 am to
Every bare surface is always game for a bunch of shite to be stacked up on it for weeks on end. I'm not kidding. She cleans the shite on the weekend and by Tuesday, I have no counter space to do anything on.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13381 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:37 am to
Hairspider.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52853 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:40 am to
She trashes up her car
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
6688 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:41 am to
She likes to eat my arse during sex. I don't think it feels that great but it's her fetish so whatever
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19051 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:41 am to
Toilet paper wads up the nose when she sleeps that I find under the sheets when I change them.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7180 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:42 am to
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freaking tumbleweed of her hair
There frequently a Wookiee stuck on the tile wall in the shower. She saves it there while showering and almost always forgets to toss/flush it when she gets out. It’s much worse right now with her postpartum hair loss.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25623 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:44 am to
Hangs bras on doorknobs to dry.

Leaves her shoes out in bedroom until there are 4 or 5 pairs and/or I bitch about it.

Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
29642 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:45 am to
First you ask about dating someone with gross habits, now we have moved to spouses

Do better Chris

LINK
This post was edited on 9/26/25 at 10:46 am
Posted by Lucky McTuesday
The Great State of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
292 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:46 am to
quote:

wife is one of the cleanest people I know, person and presence. But she hardly ever flushes her last piss before leaving for work and it drives me up a fricking wall. Like the last thing I want to do when I get home is drop this three alarm dump I’ve been carrying around all day straight into your day aged piss.
dude...this destroyed me
Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
156 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:46 am to
My wife incessantly sweeps. Our floors are brown. Dirt is brown and microscopic. Our floors do not ever really look dirty. I do not understand why this bothers her when she literally stacks garbage in our living room by the back door. Could be an amazon box, a milk carton, chip bags from the kids. Instead of putting trash into a trash receptacle under a lid (you know, where trash belongs) she stacks it in our house. But microscopic, camouflaged dirt bothers her?
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