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Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:19 pm
Posted by MarsellusWallace
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:19 pm
Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by WhuckFistle
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Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
75952 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:22 pm to
A lap dance with the chance of her shitting on my chest?

Talk about getting the most bang for your buck.
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 1:23 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:22 pm to
I'd rather not have shitty threads.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2649 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.


Are you 15?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
26996 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:23 pm to
stripper = trashy
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18721 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.

Thanks in advance.


Posted by nolaks
Member since Dec 2013
1283 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:24 pm to
on the just took, to be clear was it before the dance started?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25771 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Marsellus Wallace


Ok, I need to amend my previous answer to this from years ago.

Marsellus Wallace DEFINITELY looks like a bitch.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18531 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:25 pm to
What a shitty hypothetical scenario
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84389 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:25 pm to
Why not both?
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
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Posted by Weekend Warrior79
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Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:43 pm to
You have stretched my support for the 1st Amendment beyond the breaking point.

Smite thyself upon the noggin 3 times and post no more for at least a week.
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
12204 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.


baw, dis da OT where bawllers grow. i'd have 2 strippers, one who just deuced and the other about to.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9145 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:46 pm to
Would you really base your decision from input from the OT?
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:46 pm to
The cleanest stripper is its own dilemma.

You may want to skip back to go and no earn $200.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2077 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:51 pm to
First thing that comes to mind is how would you know about either?
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13095 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:58 pm to
quote:


Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.

Thanks in advance.


Did the first one JUST take a shite, as in on the catwalk, and then sidled over and asked if I wanted a lap dance OR did she take a dump just before her set and asked? If the latter stripper is seriously holding on tight and hasn't got issues I think the unknown is the same either way...unless the first one shite on the stage and walked right over...thats a hard (and not in the way lap dances usually go) no for me....but what I don't know ain't gonna hurt me.....
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