Unpopular opinion: beards look ridiculous on most guys

I call mine the womb broom.

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beards look ridiculous on most guys

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They're very handy to hide weak chins and/or double chins.

you jealous.

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And mustaches look absurd.

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Not if you’re a 70’s porn star.

I had to have my goatee shaved off for surgery, as soon as I could, my wife said "grow it back, you look better with the goatee."

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shaved heads look ridiculous on most guys

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Combover or horseshoe FTW

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They're very handy to hide weak chins and/or double chins

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the purpose of a van dyke aka Malcolm X beard on a bald guy is to draw attention away from the bald head

I’d like the bearded men here to clarify at what guard number they use to clip said beard. 4 week growth at a 2 guard isn’t a beard. It’s non commitment, pussies.

Well groomed - works

Shabby, holdover from the 70s - stoopid - and really stoopid with long, nasty hippie hair

In general it's not the beard that looks bad, it's the lack of muscle, grooming, or sun (pale skin looks sickly.)

A "bad beard" on a skinny fat or fat guy with a pale complexion, tends to emphasize the hobo look.