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Alabama, we have a problem
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:01 pm
The Gumps are now in charge of Space Force.
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Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:03 pm to profdillweed
Lucky for you.
In your lifetime, you might get to live in the first trailer park on the Moon!
In your lifetime, you might get to live in the first trailer park on the Moon!
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:05 pm to profdillweed
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:06 pm to profdillweed
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The Gumps are now in charge of Space Force.
maybe it's the Aubies that are in charge of Space Force..
This post was edited on 9/2/25 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:06 pm to profdillweed
You guys can patrol the gap between time and space now instead of just the ones in your teeth.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:06 pm to auggie
I wouldn’t live in a mansion on the moon
This post was edited on 9/2/25 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:08 pm to profdillweed
Well the Tide was always governed by the Moon.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:27 pm to profdillweed
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The Gumps are now in charge of Space Force.
Pew! Pew!Pew!
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:27 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
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You guys can patrol the gap between time and space now instead of just the ones in your teeth.
Is there actually a gap if you only have one tooth?
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:28 pm to auggie
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the first trailer park on the Moon!
I think I've just found my next song idea.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:28 pm to auggie
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Lucky for you.
In your lifetime, you might get to live in the first trailer park on the Moon!
Did you watch the conference? Trump says, "I don't want to talk about what happened in football in Alabama...", your boy Tubby says, without missing a beat, "Auburn won."
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:29 pm to profdillweed
Better than Colorado jackass
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:30 pm to profdillweed
What if I told you that Alabama has long been the home of where all of our rockets and propulsion systems are designed?
For real, the Marshall Space Flight Center and Redstone Arsenal are here, so it makes sense to have the HQ of U.S. Space Command at Redstone.
For real, the Marshall Space Flight Center and Redstone Arsenal are here, so it makes sense to have the HQ of U.S. Space Command at Redstone.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:30 pm to profdillweed
Should have been from the beginning. Huntsville really can't handle anymore fricking people and traffic, though.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:36 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
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For real, the Marshall Space Flight Center and Redstone Arsenal are here, so it makes sense to have the HQ of U.S. Space Command at Redstone.
It was originally slated to be headquartered in Huntsville. But President Potato (aka Sleepy Joe) moved it to Colorado out of pure political spite.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:45 pm to profdillweed
quote:Reportedly want to change its name to “Bryant-Saban Space Force”.
The Gumps are now in charge of Space Force.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 2:52 pm to Auburntiger
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maybe it's the Aubies that are in charge of Space Force..
How many Lunar National Championships have ya'll claimed!
Posted on 9/2/25 at 3:14 pm to profdillweed
One of my favorite Jeff Foxworthy bits...
That's just two words that don't seem like they belong together, NASA and Alabama. They might be training 'em there, they're not letting people from Alabama fly this stuff.
"HEY HOUSTON, IT'S DARK AS CRAP UP HERE! Wait a minute I did it wrong. Breaker one-nine...
Look, we got problems, Ed's done busted out the capsule window tryin' to hit a satellite with a beer bottle! And we need to know how to unstop the toilet, the boys ate all the freeze-dried chili and they're tore up something bad!"
That's just two words that don't seem like they belong together, NASA and Alabama. They might be training 'em there, they're not letting people from Alabama fly this stuff.
"HEY HOUSTON, IT'S DARK AS CRAP UP HERE! Wait a minute I did it wrong. Breaker one-nine...
Look, we got problems, Ed's done busted out the capsule window tryin' to hit a satellite with a beer bottle! And we need to know how to unstop the toilet, the boys ate all the freeze-dried chili and they're tore up something bad!"
Posted on 9/2/25 at 3:15 pm to Darth_Vader
True.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 3:19 pm to Woodlands Tigah
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How many Lunar National Championships have ya'll claimed!
Funny you ask, but University of Alabama won 9 in a row until this past year.
Lunar robot dynasty
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