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Favorite dumb Sports cliches

Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:22 pm
Posted by Roaad
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Member since Aug 2006
81567 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:22 pm
"Another block or 2 coulda sprung him!"

Yeah, dude, that is damn near every play
This post was edited on 8/31/25 at 12:23 pm
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
18125 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:25 pm to
“A guy like [insert name]”

Just say the guy’s name.
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
3085 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:34 pm to
Saban retired because of NIL.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33533 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:35 pm to
First one in, last one out

Lunch pail kind of guy
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78630 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:35 pm to
Student of the game, bring your lunch pail to work

Pure athlete
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
28886 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:37 pm to
High ceiling player

He possesses all the tools

They’re going tempo - that one really bothers me. What tempo are they going? Slow? Moderate? Fast?
Posted by KPBuckeye87
Member since Aug 2025
107 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:39 pm to
Bulletin Board Material
Posted by footballtiger
Member since Nov 2015
66 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:40 pm to
"[Insert name] is one of the best in the country "
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15519 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 12:56 pm to
The key to the V is … (different words for good offense and good defense)
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11856 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

"[Insert name] is one of the best in the country "


Yep. By that logic, he is also one of the worst.
Posted by mceuph
New Orleans, LA
Member since Dec 2005
830 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:10 pm to
“Great golf shot.”
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
3085 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:12 pm to
Referencing position groups as "rooms".
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38491 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:12 pm to
"He's so articulate".

I'll let you guess when this is said*...







*I'll also let you guess if the announcer saying it has any idea how patronizing it is.

Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
7093 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:20 pm to
Adding "like" to a comment instead of just using the guy's name.

"Trading for a guy like Kevin Durant is a huge win for the Rockets".

The Rockets didn't get a guy like Kevin Durant, they got Kevin Durant.
Posted by FirstCityDawg
Member since May 2017
3347 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:24 pm to
“Generational talent”

There’s been so many of these in the last 5 years and its so dumb.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20404 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:26 pm to
[Insert sport] is better when [insert team] is good
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1050 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:26 pm to
Only Mrs Perry knows who spits on Gaylords balls.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7190 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:33 pm to
“Tim Tebow” - Verne Lundquist
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13409 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:35 pm to
“Missed opportunities”
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
81567 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

"He's so articulate".

I'll let you guess when this is said*...

This was said about Garrett Nussmeier yesterday.

So. . .because they are expected to be dumb athletes?
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