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Beach Police detain woman for wearing a thong on the beach.

Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:12 pm
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37674 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:12 pm
They tried to show her the penal code, but the penal code said “nude”. Turns out some Karen called in a complaint. Then, they doubled down.

This post was edited on 8/24/25 at 8:11 pm
Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
7003 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:13 pm to
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tried to show her the penal code


I've seen that one.
This post was edited on 8/24/25 at 6:14 pm
Posted by N2cars
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Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:15 pm to
Beach police are universally shitasses.
Posted by GeauxldMember
Member since Nov 2003
5385 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

show her the penal code


This post was edited on 8/24/25 at 6:19 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128738 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:18 pm to
Being trashy isnt a crime last time I checked

Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37669 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:18 pm to
Attention whore got attention then complained about. Story at 10.
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
1342 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:19 pm to
Feels like a storyboard for a porn scene.

Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7279 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:24 pm to
Where and what year is this! Damn near half the 20 year olds wear thongs now.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3859 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:26 pm to
This seemed like the beginning of a really good porn movie.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
23747 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:32 pm to
What was final outcome?
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:32 pm to
Exactly.

If some tatted up skank wants to walk around with her VJ lips hanging out, MawMaw can take the young'uns to the indoor pool.

Or, point out bad life choices...
Posted by TigerDat
Member since Aug 2010
8102 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:33 pm to
So fat ugly bitch probably got mad her husband was staring.

I love the Karen's that complain about kids seeing that etc. The kids dont care or even notice.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:34 pm to
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GeauxldMember


quote:

show her the penal code


Name checks out...
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
1752 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:36 pm to
Leave TF girl alone. She ain’t hurting anyone wtf
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38259 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:36 pm to
Or she didn’t give any time to somepost college guys.

The guys had no game,she ignored them. they thought it would be hilarious to call the police.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6945 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:37 pm to
NO JUSTICE…
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3598 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:37 pm to
All of these autistic 1st amendment auditors are gonna start walking around beaches in thongkinis now
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9055 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:50 pm to
This happened in 2020.

Her name is Sam Panda and she’s apparently a known Ariel performer (enough that TMZ has a couple of stories about her).

The city said it’s against the law, but she wasn’t charged.

quote:

A separate Myrtle Beach law, which Vest said falls under the 14-83 ordinance, states “it is illegal for anyone to wear a thong bathing suit.”
Myrtle Beach News.

But 14-83 doesn’t say anything about a thong not being allowed:

quote:

Sec. 14-83. - Public exposure of specified anatomical parts unlawful.
It shall be unlawful for any person to intentionally appear in any public place in such a state of dress or undress so as to expose to the view of others the human male or female genitals, pubic area, pubic hair, buttocks, anus, vulva or any portion of the female breast at or below the areola thereof.

(Ord. No. 2013-28, 6-11-13)
This post was edited on 8/24/25 at 6:53 pm
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
41153 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:53 pm to
That’s a Myrtle Beach 7. Where are the masks if it’s 2020? They’re all guilty of killing someone’s grandma!
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19412 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 6:53 pm to
More and more water parks are not allowing thongs either.

I like looking but I’m ok with this.

At an adult resort in the Caribbean, sure cut loose big if it’s in places families can go, then no. Accountability is a good thing
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