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7-mile long alien ship headed towards earth

Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:41 am
Posted by bradygolf98
Member since Jan 2021
3199 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:41 am


How does one "study" a 7-mile long space ship full of aliens?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18548 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:42 am to
I hope they are hot.

This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 11:44 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18953 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:42 am to

Tell those aliens they only get one shot, so don't miss their chance to blow.

Call me when they show up with an 8 Mile ship




This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 11:45 am
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33637 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:42 am to
I think I have read about this before...

Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39446 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:43 am to
suggests, potentially, may be.

Really being definitive with that headline
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40108 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:43 am to
They’re honestly coming at the right time.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73393 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:44 am to
They are going to need help repopulating their planet. I've had this dream.
Posted by Lark225
Member since Mar 2019
1710 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:44 am to
Place needs a cleansing and cleaning anyway...beam me tf up outta here
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
40810 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:44 am to
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25797 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Call me when they show up with an 8 Mile ship


Will it make your knees weak, as you vomit mom's spaghetti?

Edit: you didn't need the pic, I posted it before the edit
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 11:46 am
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
53532 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:45 am to
must be full of teachers that heard about all the fun you can have in Earth's schools
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6640 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:46 am to
Even the aliens want some Sydney Sweeney
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18760 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:47 am to
Mingo is first in line for the invasive probing.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9556 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:47 am to
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They’re honestly coming at the right time

I assume you mean the best time to be a human in our entire existence.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
13939 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:48 am to
The point the study was making is that assuming its completely innocent 7-mile intergalactic comet and ignoring it from now until then is a bad idea that could get all of humanity kilt.


Although, frankly. . . assuming it is a 7-mile wide alien spaceship. I don't know that a few months heads up is going to do us much better.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
3995 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:50 am to
7 mile long "probe with hostile intent"

quote:

but two Harvard scientists argue there is reason to believe it’s really an alien probe.



quote:

Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb suggested in a new paper that the object — only the third interstellar object ever detected — could be an intelligently directed alien craft observing Earth with possibly hostile intentions.


If ever the term "Prepare thy anus" was ever appropriate....
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 11:52 am
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14996 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Will it make your knees weak, as you vomit mom's spaghetti?

Edit: you didn't need the pic, I posted it before the edit


Captain America ain't coming to bail out Falcon
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35680 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:53 am to
Posted by riverparish
Member since Dec 2007
1522 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:53 am to
I think this is in Revelations in the Book of Scientology.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
14798 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:54 am to
I guarantee scientist Avi Loeb is leading this campaign. He frequently claims any newly discovered object is aliens.
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