Things you would prefer doing over watching a WNBA game

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seriously, clark?

I'd rather watch an old man take a dump.

Would rather watch infomercial channel.

WBB is the worst of all sports but gets absolutely crammed down our throats. I take effort to avoid it, but cable and espn app will trick you into watching by just labeling the two school names.

You accidentally click and get out in 2 secs, as if you fell into a mud pit. Then you just know your mistake will show-up as a new viewer on some executive’s viewer report.

Paint dry

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Things you would prefer doing over watching a WNBA game

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Women’s pro sports are nothing more than a novelty. High school boys play at a higher level. Financially speaking, a female athlete in any sport is better off being hot than being great.

Female tennis players are the highest earners and they’re lucky as shite that their tournaments are intertwined with the men and they can piggyback off their exposure.

I once spent a day at the Miami Masters about ten years ago. I watched Nadal practice and was supposed to see Federer play but he pulled out sick. Djokovic was the late match. I watched Venus Williams play before Djokovic because there was nothing else to do at the time. If the men hadn’t been playing in the same tournament, it wouldn’t have even crossed my mind to go watch the Williams match.

If it was free to get into and had unlimited free beer I would probably go and have a great time

I would do that literally anywhere though, even jail

If you gave me a choice of having to watch an entire WNBA game or getting kicked in the dick by Moreton Anderson...... I'd choose the dick kick.